PVnRT
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:42 AM
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Fun things from Six Sigma training! |
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DID YOU KNOW...
That managers are considered a non-value-added resource?
That meetings are considered completely unproductive?
Managers and meetings are worthless! And now I have math to prove it!
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RumpusCat
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:48 AM
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1. Six Sigma is why I quit my job at Giant Corporation X |
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That has got to be the STUPIDEST crap I have ever heard and it implanted in me a fierce and burning determination to never, ever, ever go to business school.
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wildhorses
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:54 AM
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worthless and BORING, too--
i am so NOT corporate material:P
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CabalPowered
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:30 AM
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My esteemed brother swears up and down that it's the best thing since sliced bread. Bullshit. Looks like a bunch of corporate mumbo jumbo that just angers people.
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Burma Jones
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:33 AM
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4. Hasn't this been replaced by something else yet? |
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like,
Total Excellence Awareness Theory Symbiosis (TEATS)
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pdx_prog
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:33 AM
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5. Going for your black belt? |
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Going the Lean Six pathway grasshopper?
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Tyler Durden
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:37 AM
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7. Save your way to PROFITS! |
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Like cutting costs to profitability, or legislating morality.
Yeah. THAT'LL work.
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Tyler Durden
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:36 AM
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6. My name is Tyler, and I'm a Black Belt (Keep comin' back) |
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GAWD I so much wish I hadn't moved into this department. The raise and the shorter drive are not worth it.
The common perception of six sigma is that you cut off your Green/Black Belt's Left arm (or Right if he/she is left handed), install a crank, turn said crank, and money will now flow copiously out of their ass.
If this does not occur, KILL said person, and switch in another until you have success; such as NEVER.
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Fri Nov-17-06 04:06 PM
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9. ohhh... i`m impressed.....not |
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i`ve seen this bullshit come and go over the years. nothing ever changes unless those above wish to share with those below...in this country? ya right
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wilt the stilt
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Fri Nov-17-06 01:48 PM
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8. Jack Welch championed it |
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which says it all. total bullshit. It turned Home depot from one of the best companies to work for a mass cauldron of hate and backstabbing.
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conscious evolution
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Fri Nov-17-06 04:19 PM
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10. I have a friend who teaches Six Sigma |
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He said it increases profits dramaticly for the school. He also got laugh when I told him it sounds like the SWAG method on steroids.
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