Christmas is not enough. I'm starting a war on Kwaanza and two wars on Hannukah

[Bucky]

Technically that's one war on Hannukah and another war on Channukah. Plus a limited police action on Michaelmas.

But when it comes to Groundshog day... I'm talking thermonuclear war!!

[JVS]

1. As Walter said to the nihilists: Anti-semite!

:spank:

[Burma Jones]

2. Naturally, we are all in favor of Eid-Al-Fitr

because the terrorists won this month........

:hi:

[mduffy31]

3. Are you sure

It is tough to fight a war on two fronts let alone FOUR!!!!

[Bucky]

8. We have to fight them THERE so that we don't fight them HERE.

There are many fronts in the War on Jolliness. But Santa is known to have had contacts--I never said "ties", I said "contacts"--with the Groundhog.

[MrCoffee]

4. i'm spending all of lent hiding under my bed

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I know where the Menorah Mobile is parked.

[madinmaryland]

6. Hey, I at war with all Winter Solstice Celebrations!!!!

:nuke:

[Gormy Cuss]

7. There's still time for a War on Thanksgiving.

Slacker.

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. I've been maintaining a holding action against Arbor Day for years now

[Bucky]

10. Is this a roundabout way of saying you're a tree hugger?

[conscious evolution]

11. So New Years gets a break?

[TommyO]

12. I'll handle the War on Festivus

I truly can't stand Seinfeld and my brother brings up Festivus way too often for my tastes.