Bucky
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:17 AM
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Christmas is not enough. I'm starting a war on Kwaanza and two wars on Hannukah |
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Technically that's one war on Hannukah and another war on Channukah. Plus a limited police action on Michaelmas.
But when it comes to Groundshog day... I'm talking thermonuclear war!!
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:25 AM
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1. As Walter said to the nihilists: Anti-semite! |
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:29 AM
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2. Naturally, we are all in favor of Eid-Al-Fitr |
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because the terrorists won this month........
:hi:
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:30 AM
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It is tough to fight a war on two fronts let alone FOUR!!!!
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Bucky
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Fri Nov-17-06 12:03 PM
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8. We have to fight them THERE so that we don't fight them HERE. |
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There are many fronts in the War on Jolliness. But Santa is known to have had contacts--I never said "ties", I said "contacts"--with the Groundhog.
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:35 AM
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4. i'm spending all of lent hiding under my bed |
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:36 AM
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5. I know where the Menorah Mobile is parked. |
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:44 AM
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6. Hey, I at war with all Winter Solstice Celebrations!!!! |
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Fri Nov-17-06 12:01 PM
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7. There's still time for a War on Thanksgiving. |
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Fri Nov-17-06 12:03 PM
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9. I've been maintaining a holding action against Arbor Day for years now |
Bucky
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Fri Nov-17-06 03:30 PM
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10. Is this a roundabout way of saying you're a tree hugger? |
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Fri Nov-17-06 04:30 PM
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11. So New Years gets a break? |
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Fri Nov-17-06 04:34 PM
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12. I'll handle the War on Festivus |
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I truly can't stand Seinfeld and my brother brings up Festivus way too often for my tastes.
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