You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

[catmandu57]

The tradition returns Thursday, A hungry man turkey dinner, Alice's Restaurant, though now it's on the computer not popping and scratching vinyl, then football.
Just me and the cats in perfect harmony.:)

[texanwitch]

1. That is great song and movie.

:toast:

[Phillycat]

2. "What'd you get?"

I said, "I didn't get anything, I was fined $50 and I had to pick up all the garbage."

"What were you arrested for, kid?"

"Litterin'."

And they allll moved away from me on the bench there.

"...and creatin' a nuisance."

And they all came back! Shook my hand and we had a grand time playing with the pencils on the bench there...

[Tyrone Slothrop]

3. ...'cept for Alice, of course n/t

[catmandu57]

4. Shrink I wanna kill

and see blood and gore and guts
veins in my teeth
kill
I mean kill Kill kill

the seargant came over pinned a medal on me and said that's our boy.

[kmla]

5. "... it was your typical case of blind justice..."

:smoke:

[Montauk6]

6. Can you get an eggplant parm hero with extra cheese and garlic, olive oil instead of tomato sauce?,

(why you get weird looks when you ask for fresh garlic, I'll never know...)

[SOteric]

7. And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there,

and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."