A Song for Keith: Don't Fear the Freeper

[IntravenousDemilo]

I originally posted this in GD, but on reflection, maybe this is a better place for it.

DON’T FEAR THE FREEPER

What have we become,
Rights all trampled on?
Liberals know the Freepers,
And we all know they’re completely insane.
xxxxx(We can see what they are!)

KO baby...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
We know where you stand...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
You’re a patriot-guy...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
Keith Olbermann...

La la la la la,
La la la la la.

Castagana’s sad.
He's their "hanging Chad".
Dubya Bush and Cheney, too,
Will be burning for eternity...
xxxxx(Dubya Bush and Number Two)

Another 20 soldiers died today...
xxxxx(Like one big pile of Number Two)
A hundred more Iraqis died today...
xxxxx(As they kill America)
Another thousand dying every day...
xxxxx(We can’t be like they are)

KO baby...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
It was only sand...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
Keep your own powder dry...
xxxxx(Don't fear the Freeper)
KO, you’re the man...

La la la la la,
La la la la la.

(SHORT MUSICAL BREAK TO LET THE COWBELL COOL OFF)

Traitors, every one.
Fear, they’re banking on.
We have been mired in sadness
Since November 2004.
They claimed their “mandate” and then, as we feared,
Our cherished liberties disappeared,
Then on the TV set Keith appeared,
xxxxx(Saying don't be afraid)

KO baby...
xxxxx(Now we have no fear)
And we ran to him...
xxxxx(And we’re starting to fly)
We looked forward and said we’ll try.
xxxxx(We won’t become like they are)
We will take back our land.
xxxxx(We can’t become like they are)

KO baby... don't fear the Freeper…

[Left Is Write]

1. It's good, but....

it needs more cowbell.

[IntravenousDemilo]

2. Yeah, you've got a point. I'll get right on that.

;)

[terrya]

3. You are so talented.

You do know I'm the President of the IntravenousDemilo fan club, don't you?

Very nice tune.

Another SHMILY
T

[IntravenousDemilo]

4. You are so partial.

But I wouldn't have it any other way.

shmily X 1,000
D

[terrya]

5. I like to think I'm discerning when it comes to talent and genius.

But hell...of course I'm partial, too.

SHMILY to infinity. So there. :-)

T