The next person to bring up Olive Garden gets tazed

[Robb]

:popcorn:

[MrCoffee]

1. you brought it up.

[matcom]

2. i have an appointment

i'm supposed to start unlimited bread sticks and breast-feeding in their smoking section at 7pm

[Robb]

5. That's it

I'm sorry, but you're clearly threatening this woman's child. She's gonna taze yer ass.

[buddhamama]

7. lol

don't forget to bring a few screaming kids with you.

i hear it does wonders for the ambiance.

[matcom]

13. who the hell ELSE am I gonna get to haul the garlic into the restaurant?

:shrug:

[KamaAina]

3. You know what? We don't have any Olive Gardens in Hawai'i

yet we still get their ads... (BZZZZZZZZZZT!) Aaaaauugggghhhhhhh!

edit: (gasping for breath) And... it's... 'tasered'... not... 'tazed'. (cough cough)

[MrCoffee]

6. it is so tazed.

as in, you got tazed.

it could also be tazerized.

[mzteris]

4. Olea europaea conservatory

:D

[Robb]

8. Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes. :D

[mzteris]

9. Si hoc non legere potes tu asinus es

Sapere aude!

[Robb]

10. Somehow

...I want to yell, "Seize the fish!! Seize the FISH!!" :rofl:

[mzteris]

12. don't you mean

Carpe Piscus ??

:D

[texanwitch]

11. I have been thinking about starting a thread about Olive Garden's great

endless breadsticks. They were good and endless.

[Pithlet]

15. But, they're so good!

*ow!*

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[Guava Jelly]

16. :o)

[montanto]

17. I'll only go to Olive Garden . . .

if the serve veal. I know they serve chicken, but is it fried? Do I have to check my machine gun at the door, or can I take it to the table?