PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE VIPERS!!! Mrs Matcom In The 700 Club!!!

matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:34 PM
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PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE VIPERS!!! Mrs Matcom In The 700 Club!!!

Edited on Fri Nov-17-06 08:34 PM by matcom

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she is now speaking in tongues x(

HELP ME!!!!!!

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:35 PM
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1. I suggest you drink more gin.

:bounce:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:44 PM
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7. not tonight

it's scotch time! :hug:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:55 PM
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19. Wait, are we sure he's not the one talking in tongues?

:shrug:

;)

How you doing? :hug:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:01 PM
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23. I'll give him an hour

and then he will be!!

I'm fine, getting ready to go to my new office on Monday. Closer to home by seven miles and I hope less traffic.

How are you doing??

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:05 PM
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28. Ooh that's awesome!

I good, my work has been dead so I get a four day weekend. BWHAHA! :7 :bounce:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:13 PM
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31. four day weekend???

i would kill for that!!! I work for a bank, so I do get 10 holidays off a year, but none of them are four day weekends unless I use vacation days! I have two left, but i have no back up so it looks like I will have to carry them over to next year...:cry:

How is school??

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:18 PM
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35. I actually don't know if it's good or not.

It's nice to have money. :P

What is this school you speak of? :shrug: I'm so on the fence about school, everyone tells me I should go, like all the time, but I don't know what I would study if I went.
It's actually getting kind of stressful everyone is like, "you can do whatever you want! You're young, and have so much potential!" Yeah, that's great, if only I knew what I wanted to do! x( Uh, sorry to rant. :blush:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:36 PM
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2. Praise Him...

Amen

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matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:36 PM
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3. L. Ron Hubbard?

:shrug:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:37 PM
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4. Tom Cruise

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matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:38 PM
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6. ah the one TRUE Messiah!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:45 PM
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9. snort n/t

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:45 PM
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8. Thank you sweetie!

I need help! Must get out...of...the...seven...hundred...club!!! Ack!

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Shell Beau

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:37 PM
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5. I SOOO thought they were cobras!! Duh!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:46 PM
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10. HI!

how you been? What's new?

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Shell Beau

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:53 PM
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16. Good!! And you? Is today a thanksmatcom day?

:rofl:

See, you are greatly admired by those of us who feel we know a little bit about matcom!!

;)

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:03 PM
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24. I'm fine, thanks

No today is not thankyoumatcomday...that is next Thursday. I do sooooo apreciate all my friends here! You all make me feel so safe and happy...:D

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Shell Beau

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:04 PM
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25. Aw! How did matcom get soo lucky?

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matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:05 PM
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27. i look EXACTLY like Antonio Banderas

it comes pretty easy for me

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:15 PM
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32. BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

snort, thud...oh shit i just fell off the couch!!!! :rofl:

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Shell Beau

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:26 PM
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38. Yeah yeah yeah!! I notice mrs. matcom didn't say that!!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:48 PM
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11. ugh! it's Friday night

not a good night to try to get out of the 700 club I guess...:cry:

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matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:49 PM
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12. hope you don't mind sleeping in the basement tonight

Edited on Fri Nov-17-06 08:52 PM by matcom

Jerry Falwell isn't allowed upstairs you know

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:51 PM
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14. basement?? I was thinking of the

attick with the one armed Jesus!!! He will protect me from Jerry!!!

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:49 PM
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13. Yeah, Sunday is a good day for that.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:52 PM
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15. oooooo...

you are just baaaaaaaaad :spank:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:54 PM
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17. Maybe I need to be saved.

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matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:54 PM
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18. he is a SODOMIER!!!! a BLASPHEMER!!!

a LIBURAL!!!! x(

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:56 PM
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20. DEMONS BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:56 PM
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21. you'll need some....

E.V.O.O.

:P

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:05 PM
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26. I got some EVOO

a hole vat of it! we could put you both in thongs, grease you up and make you wrestle for new kitchen aide attachments!!! Winner takes all!!! :rofl:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:09 PM
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30. Yumm-o!!!

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:17 PM
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34. I'll bring the fresh Italian bread and

balsamic vinegar to mop you both up with :evilgrin:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:20 PM
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36. Some herbs and fresh cracked black pepper would be nice, too.

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:22 PM
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37. oh crap...

matcom wants to know 'where is the fresh grated Parmesan cheese and scrambled eggs'!! Shoot where did i put that micro plane???

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:32 PM
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39. I've got a MicroPlane I can bring.

I can stop by the Italian market on my way. They make the best cannoli and little chocolate cheesecakes. :9:9:9 Homemade mozzarella too!

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Hotler

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Fri Nov-17-06 08:56 PM
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22. It's no big! I've been stuck in it for months....

Beer helps

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:06 PM
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29. I'm consuming

mass quantities of vodka hoping it will help :hi:, and thanks for the extra post, helps you too!!! We must be strong together!!

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Hotler

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Fri Nov-17-06 09:16 PM
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33. It's been dark sooo long...

hoping to see the light soon.

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