Today RULES!!!111!

[LaraMN]

I went to the gy, in an attempt to work off some unpleasant PMS-y disgruntlement. I didn't shower or change there; I thought I'd just take a nice, long soak in the tub when I got home. When I started stripping for my bath, I was less than elated to note that I had *lost* the pantiliner I'd had on, at the gym. If there is a God, Jenis, or other spectre in existence, PLEASE let no one have witnessed the untimely dropping of said pantyliner!!!

:banghead:

And yes, I am laughing too- because I just have to.

[YDogg]

1. I can honestly say that has never happened to me.

:D

[Radio_Lady]

2. C'mon, YDogg ... you're a GUY!

I've had them dislodged in my own underwear, drop into toilets, stuck to the dog once, but I usually found them and disposed of them myself.

Forget about it, unless it had your initials on it.

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[YDogg]

4. That is one of my shortcomings.

:-)

Live / lived with lots of wonderful women, all family members.

[wildhorses]

3. all that bend, twist, turn, hop, skip, jump, lift, row---

there is NO telling :rofl:

:hug::hi:

[LaraMN]

7. That's for sure...

:blush:

[GirlinContempt]

5. Oh man

Only you, Lara, only you

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Lara...

I once unknowingly had a pantiliner sucked out of my shorts by the centrifugal force of a rollercoaster, then stuck to my leg where it stayed until a guy in the group I was with asked me if I got injured on one of the rides. When I sad "no" and looked at him funny, he asked "then why do you have a bandage on your leg?" In response to which I shreiked, ripped it off, and ran away.


:blush:

[Radio_Lady]

8. That is SO funny... now I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you!

Story of my own:

I had an elderly female owner of a beauty supply company who was a tough nut to crack! I tried and tried to get into her good graces, telling her about specials, introducing her to new products, taking orders and adjusting returns on time. I thought I had won her over, but...

Imagine my surprise when I went to her place of business to take an order one day, only to hear her say, (IN A VERY LOUD VOICE SO ALL HER CUSTOMERS AND EMPLOYEES COULD HEAR!) --"You! You are disgusting! You went to the ladies' bathroom last time you were here and LEFT A TAMPON IN THE TOILET and didn't bother to flush! That was just gross!"

I think I turned every shade of red -- um -- nailpolish -- that you could ever see!

[Dangerously Amused]

9. OMG!

What an immature, uptight bat! Hey, don't worry... people who make rude, off-the-wall comments like that are usually the butt of their own jokes. I'll guarantee you no one looked at you, but they all talked about the loony bitty's latest faux pas for a couple of days.


Now me, see, I don't have any class. I would have stood there with a straight face and told her, "That wasn't a tampon, it was a red turd. And I never flush."

[Radio_Lady]

10. Guilty as charged, but I never would have come up with a quick retort like that!

Thanks for posting! I definitely am dangerously amused!