OK, fess up: who thinks Patrick Fitzgerald's kinda hot?

[hsher]

Back when he emerged from obscurity, during that press conference, I noticed him right away. He's not my usual type - he's chunkier, bigger, taller, quieter and more puzzling than my usual crushes - but dammit there is Something About The Man. His steadiness? His commitment to truth? His quiet nature, hinting at all sorts of hot, wild delicious treasures beneath? Is it his position? No, he barely makes my Dad's old CIA salary; rich this one is not. All the better, and even hotter. Some women want to pay a guy's bills for him while he pays our lovin' accounts! Ooh, those dreamy blue eyes, that solid build, that "still waters run deep" demeanor (those big hands and large fingers)... Patrick Fitzgerald's my new man. How 'bout y'all? Any other Fitzluvvas out there? Confess... ;)

I WANT TO BE COUNSELED HARD AND LONG

[Spinzonner]

1. So, you want him to lay down the law for you ?

[hsher]

2. Ohhhh yessss

The longgggggg arm of the law :evilgrin:
(PLEASE G-D: let it be long.)

[JI7]

3. he would be cuter if he could get some indictments

of certain people.

[hsher]

4. He can indict me ANYTIME

PF: "Book her on several dozen counts of felony horniness. And, ah... send her round my place at 9:00."
Me: "Thank you, Special Counsel! Guilty as charged!"

[tinfoil tiaras]

5. Cute, but not as cute as Keith Olbermann

:loveya:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. I agree.

I love KO to death.

:loveya:

:hi:

[tinfoil tiaras]

8. What it is, WIMR?

:hi:

Did you see him tonight? So adorable, even though I wasn't really digging the suit too much.

So glad to finally be out of school FOR A WEEK :woohoo:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Oh, eff you.

I still have to go Mon and Tues.

x( x(

[tinfoil tiaras]

12. That. Sucks. Alot.

But don't yall up north start in like September or really late August, while we start in early-to-mid August?

What are you doing over thanksgiving?

[hsher]

7. KO *is* pretty cute

But I think it's his bravery that turns me on. I wish men knew this: BRAVERY IN THE FACE OF AUTHORITARIANISM TURNS US GALS ON!

[tinfoil tiaras]

9. Indeed

Keith is one brave, cool, gorgeous guy...:loveya:

= :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: x infinity

[grasswire]

10. dammit I hate this objectification of our courageous heroes.

I hate, hate it.

[hsher]

14. "Mmmm... objectification..."

"Rrrrraaaaaagghghhhhhh"

[Catherine Vincent]

13. Woman, where have you been?

There were lots of threads where DUers were panting feverishly over the Fitz! A lot of them dropped him since there were no indictments of more Bush crooks. I'm one of a few who will always support him.

Welcome to the Patrick Fitzgerald Estrogen Brigade! :hi:

[Christian30]

15. I think he's totally hot

Does my Y chromosone exclude me from the Fitz bridage?

[hsher]

17. NOT.AT.ALL.

In fact, I may have some rather hot fantasies about you both, if that's OK. :evilgrin:

[Christian30]

19. Y'know the outgoing web manager

at my office came on to me today and now you! Good day to be me... ;)

[hsher]

20. LOL

Literally. For real. You are definitely having a hot day! You giving off pheromones over there or somethin'...? :D

[hsher]

16. "The PFEB"? Where's the site??! Tell me NOW!

Where have I been? In limbo, hiding until we Dems finally won the freaking election. Once that house landed on that wicked witch, I felt it was safe to come out.

[Catherine Vincent]

18. Check your pm!

:hi:

[hsher]

21. Purrrrrrrrrrr

[MrSlayer]

22. I went with the smoking crack option.

Then again I'm a straight male. Guys have to be as good looking as say Johnny Depp for me to acknowledge it.

[hsher]

23. Why? O God: why??

Why do straight men have to have guys look all perfect and chiseled to be considered hot? Why, O Lord, canst men not see the sexiness and beauty of Courageous Average Guy In A Certain Light? When shalt they see the holiness of Courageous Average Men with potbellies and vanishing hair, such as Jon Stewart, whose diminutive hairiness and bad-little-boy pouting hangdog expression melt women away like wax to summer sun; and Patrick Fitzgerald, whose Midwestern pretend blandness conceals the steamy heat and locomotive passion all women remember from those quarterbacks (and, ahem, backroom restaurant managers after-hours) in high school? When, Almighty, wilt they admit the "apples of Sodom" fairness of Stultifyingly Average Men such as the mighty Stephen Colbert, whose Brylcreamed raven tresses, sunshine smile and tight ass causeth women and gay men alike to helplessly swoon?

When, O straight men, wilt thou see it?
At what hour wilt the eyes of thine eyes be opened?
On what day cometh redemption?

[MrSlayer]

27. Because we have no interest in a guy's looks at all.

You have to be remarkable looking to even merit a notice. I do think Colbert is a decent looking guy but not off the charts. Stewart is not good looking to my eye.

[hsher]

29. Jon agrees with you I think... see why, here

>>"Stewart is not good looking to my eye."

He's not to Jon Stewart's eye, either. You should read how he disses himself in his and Colbert's cover story of Rolling Stone. He says back in his early days he "did fine" (as far as getting girls), but he says he "married up" by marrying his wife Tracey, and says women were only interested in him back when if he was bartending, or if he had a television show at the time. I wonder what the hell women he was seeing! He must have been scanning for supermodels. Sure, THEY would have passed him over unless he was bartending or had a show.

PS, not to be mean: if he thinks he's "married up" by marrying Tracey, I know a lot of men back in Hollywood who could teach him a few things about how to select a trophy bride, because... well... um...



Well, anyway.

[MrSlayer]

32. I agree with him.

She isn't super hot but for him it's a step up, considering looks only. With his money he could have a Playmate wife now.

[Missy Vixen]

39. Of course, I'm sure there are those who will argue with me

but there is NOTHING hotter than Courageous Average Guy.

>Why, O Lord, canst men not see the sexiness and beauty of Courageous Average Guy In A Certain Light?<

I can't figure it out, either. You'd think they'd be celebrating this, especially since it means the women are looking at THEM, not at some airbrushed ultra-perfect guy who will never make them happy. It's all about intelligence, wit, integrity, character, the ability to laugh at himself, thoughtfulness and soul. It doesn't hurt if they're easy on the eyes, either, but truly. Is PF a fashion model? NO. It's the most attractive thing about him -- he's self-assured enough to be who he is, which is really, really sexy.

Did I mention I can't resist the blushing? AARgh!

Julie

[Captain Hilts]

24. AND, he's a Mets fan! That seals the deal.....nt

[hsher]

25. Indeed it does!

I met and worked with Bobby Valentine in 2002. Kewlest motherf*cka on EARTH. We drag raced each other up Peachtree Street. It was awesome - we were in parallel cars facing north, we'd just finished this big dinner gala, his wife looked over at me and smirked, I smirked at him, he grabbed his steering wheel and cut his eyes at me like "wanna drag me, youngster?" I did the V fingers drag race challenge signal back at him with my hand, and when the light turned green, WE RACED MAN!!!!

I adore Bobby V and his wife Mary. They are two of the three Conservatives I know who made me wonder, how could anybody this cool admire Bush? I think Bobby and Mary are re-thinking it now.

LET'S GO METS 2007! SUBWAY SERIES, SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

<-------- born in New Jersey

[Poiuyt]

26. I'm a hsher fan!!

[hsher]

28. (Tearing up)

:hug: Thank you, Poiuyt :)

That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me my entire life. I'm not lying. :cry:

[Poiuyt]

30. With your talent, I'm surprised you don't hear it daily

BTW, I happen to be president of the Wisconsin branch of the Hsher Fan Club!

[hsher]

31. Check your PM

[Missy Vixen]

33. Sigh. My one true love.

Don't tell my husband. (Well, okay, he knows. He thinks it's hilarious, especially since I have never, ever been a big fan of lawyers.) I would be over there in a New York City minute washing the socks, picking up the drycleaning, making lasagna from scratch, following him around like he had the answer to tomorrow... :woohoo:

It's the biggest crush I've ever had in my LIFE. Of course, this means I must post another picture!



Julie
still president for life of the PFEB

[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. He is most definitely hot.......oh yes...

yes INDEED...:evilgrin:

[Missy Vixen]

37. My dear California Peggy

You have impeccable taste in men!

Love, Julie

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. You don't know the half of it, sweetie!

:evilgrin:

And...BTW...thanks! :bounce: :bounce:

[TOhioLiberal]

35. Okay, I'm digging that picture...

...I can totally see how you think he's hot. He can be my number 3 hot guy, right behind KO (#1) and George Clooney.

[LeftyMom]

36. That's not a very good pic, really.

He's good looking as older guys go, but not about to keep me up at night.

[Skittles]

40. oh HELL yeah

ya my mind wanders a bit when I hear him speak; yes INDEED :o

[BlueIris]

41. Proud member of Patrick's Official Lusting League, here.

It's a little club we formed over on Joe Cannon's blog a while back. If Fitz were...um...available, I would totally marry him and raise a thousand of his babies. And BlueIris doesn't raise babies for no one, man.

[Missy Vixen]

42. The Patrick Fitzgerald Estrogen Brigade

has its home at the following:

http://groups.msn.com/PatrickJ-FitzgeraldFanClub

C'mon over!

Julie
president for life of the PFEB