My Boyfriend/Girlfriend

[MoseyWalker]

fill in the blank:

(blank)

:)

[Buddyblazon]

1. Has....

pancake butt.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Doesn't exist.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. That's what I was going to say!

:o

[survivor999]

3. My boyfriend...

Oh, I don't have one yet. ALl the guys I know are just too stupid or obsessed with sex, beer and sports. Who wants to be stuck with a loser?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

37. i hate sports

;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Lives in my head.

I'm gonna get a Q-tip and catch her. :D

[MoseyWalker]

7. I'm still laughing!

:rofl:

[WhollyHeretic]

11. ROFL

:spray: :rofl:

[WindRavenX]

5. My boyfriend...

...is with his guy friends and I can't wait until he gets back so we can talk on the phone :)

[LeftyMom]

8. has a birthday tomorrow.

:party:

[MoseyWalker]

12. Big Yay Whoops and Yells for this and #9!

yay!

[LeftyMom]

13. I'll start a thread tomorrow if nobody beats me to it.

And later this week we should have a thread with (prepare for shock) actual pictures together in person!

[helderheid]

9. married me

[gkdmaths]

10. my girlfriend...

isnt quite cuttin' it.

but the alternatives are significantly less qualified.

im fucked.

Does God have a sister?

[MoseyWalker]

14. I think god's sister might be difficult to get along with

though I could be wrong.

You may want to pull out some binoculars and look over to the other side, where the hot girls are.

I could be wrong!

[gkdmaths]

15. nah, laid is not what

I need to get.

I need to get perfection.

Then, I'll mount it on the hood of a cadillac and find another.

Im just following the american dream, right? or is my cynicism showing????

:evilgrin:

On edit: In case you didnt notice, Im dealing with a 'woman' crisis presently. Im a little bitter and have been drinking my "turkey" dinner tonight (the "wild" kind).

:)

[MoseyWalker]

18. I've had perfection

in various incarnations, and believe me when I write,

Perfection usually has large cracks in their heads that one, for some reason or another, fails to see. Imperfection can be interesting.

That said, I'm still basically perfect. Poor me!

[gkdmaths]

22. I think we

understand each other perfectly.

;)

[Deja Q]

16. is out there somewhere...

:D

[Pushed To The Left]

17. Turned out to be somebody I couldn't trust!

I'm sure my next one will be a lot better. I will never allow myself to be in a relationship like that again!

[NNadir]

19. ...married me and has been with me for more than 21 years.

She's still a hot babe.

[MoseyWalker]

20. You lucky You, You!

enjoy your happiness!

She doesn't snore, does she, because that could become a problem.

:)

[NNadir]

21. I'm afraid I've been the snorer in our marriage.

[helderheid]

23. is HOT!!!

[MoseyWalker]

25. you got it, you better

keep it!

Can that smile be copyrighted?

[helderheid]

29. no shit - ain't he gorgeous?? here we are

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e389/helderheid/ClarityAndMarcel1_jpg.

[helderheid]

30. kick for luff

[MoseyWalker]

31. Wow

thanks for the pics! beautiful - all of you!

[Robb]

24. May actually be smarter than me.

Imagine my surprise. :D

[MoseyWalker]

26. Well, I for one am shocked

and amazed, though not necessarily dismayed or disapproving.

Surprised? Again I say, surprised?

I am thankful for the vast number of words in the English language that I, for some damn reason, know.

Robb. Gotta love ya!

[Robb]

27. Alarmed, but not enraged!

...And this is my new favorite sentence:

"I am thankful for the vast number of words in the English language that I, for some damn reason, know." :rofl:

[hfojvt]

28. my girlfriend's boyfriend

isn't me.

[ZombieNixon]

32. 1. is a DUer

2. is probably asleep

3. has forever branded me as "Huggy Bear Lumlums" :P

[LeftyMom]

33. #3 is grounds for a breakup, if not justifiable homicide.

You poor thing. :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

35. No, I've chosen to embrace my Huggy Bear Lumlumsity.

:P I should be asleep. :eyes:

[leftofthedial]

34. hasn't existed since, oh, 1975

yikes.

I need to get out more often.

[Ediacara]

36. My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy for laughing my ass off

at these absurd baby names that a DUer linked to earlier this evening. He's looking at me with "one more snigger and it's off to the looney bin with you" eyes.