OMG!! TOM & KATIE GET MARRIED TODAY!! OMG!!

[matcom]

i know this because it's all over the "news" channels :eyes:

time to rake leaves

[WCGreen]

1. Will she say yes.....

Will he jump all over the altar...

Will Scientology gain more converts...

Ah, who really gives a shit...

I'm rakin' leaves too....

[terrya]

2. I wish they'd stop flaunting their weird, disgusting lifestyle.

:puke:

[RetroLounge]

3. ...

:rofl:

RL

[dolo amber]

23. Yes!!

:bounce: :rofl:

[radwriter0555]

4. Oddly, there is no marriage license, nor has any officiate from any governing body

been asked to perform any type of legal and binding ceremony.

[Flaxbee]

5. I'd heard there would be a civil ceremony afterward, since

Italy doesn't recognize Scientology marriages....

Weird for "TomKat" to go to a country to get married that doesn't recognize his beliefs - he's so touchy about the "religion" I'm surprised they're there.

[LibDemAlways]

22. If Tom doesn't follow through with a civil ceremony,

Katie is a fool for sticking around. He bailed on Nicole one month shy of the big bucks she'd get for a divorce after 10 years. Without a legally binding marriage, Katie might well be left holding the bag and Suri. That's it.

[Human Torch]

6. She'll finally get that skillet and cat she's dreamed about since she was a little girl...

"Now, Tom, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills—a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat... Do you then provide? Do you?"



:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

7. Sigh. I remember the good old days...

The "news" would tell us of all those mysterious sores in Katie's throat, et cetera...

:(

[peekaloo]

8. what's the over/under on this "union"?

}(

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Leaves are like..so Last Month...

:eyes:

[AussieDave]

10. I'm so happy I could could just pee

no, really.:o

[bridgit]

11. cnn says they just said their vows...

x(

[GOPisEvil]

12. Come over here and cut my grass.

I'm gonna be watching the game here in a bit. Thanks.

[SOteric]

13. Will Lord Xenu be attending?

[GOPisEvil]

14. Who's valet parking the space ship?

:shrug:

[SOteric]

15. Can you believe ~our~ invitations got lost in the mail like that.

x(

[GOPisEvil]

16. No kidding. Yours, mine and Oprah's.

We could have even taken a few extra days to see the sights. How many times would I get the chance to see Italy with an almost-native?

[SOteric]

17. WooHoo! Roman Holiday!

[GOPisEvil]

18. I'm sure Gregory Peck's and Audrey Hepburn's invitations were lost, too.

:bounce:

[SOteric]

20. D'oh!

[GOPisEvil]

21. Oooh! Thank you for posting that smiley!

I lost him when I had hard drive issues a while back.

[ElboRuum]

19. I know...

Between all of the apparent elation that there is some dissent in the Dem ranks, I can't get away from TomKat and their insipid nuptials.

Since I cannot attend, and would not if so invited because emesis isn't a pleasant bodily function, allow me to extend to Tom and Katie the standard well-wishes offered to all Hollywood weddings:

Congratulations on your nuptials, and I hope the divorce proceedings are uneventful.