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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:27 AM
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There were five of them, all trying to kiss me at once.
I was at a client's house last night- he and his wife wanted me to come over and watch a movie and evaluate their new HDTV and sound system.

They have five lap dogs of various breeds, and just before they started the movie they let the little drool machines inside. Since I had the long couch (along with the extra space that entails) to myself, I suddenly found myself being beaten to death with puppy tails as they tried to jump en masse into my lap. Owie!

I spent the next two hours with all five of 'em squirming and snuggling on and around me, all trying to get me to pet them at once. It was a challenge, but I believe I lived up to it adequately.

The things one must do for one's clients... :evilgrin:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:29 AM
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1. And what a way to go
:*

Never has one given so much to so many. :)

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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:35 AM
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2. Ir was brutal.
Brutal, I say.

Not to mention that I had to explain the smell of five strange dogs on me to my cat when I got home. Sheesh, was she pissed... :rofl:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:41 AM
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3. Not only were you kind to dogs
but you strayed. :wow:

You'll have to spend days-no weeks-making it up to the cat. ;)
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:45 AM
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4. If your cat is like mine
you better check your shoes before putting them on!!
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