Now, say what you like about MEEEE, dammit!!!!

[flvegan]

Mildred, tie a cinder block to this thread so that it can sink like the stone it was meant to sink like.

What's that? Post whore? Me? Shut up.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. You secretly love Turduckens

And Elmo. :P

[flvegan]

3. NOOOOO1!!11!!!

My secrets! Ohhhhh...turducken....creamy white, dreamy white, Nestles makes the very best, tur-d-u-c-k-e-n-s...the great taste, you ca-a-an't resist.

And Elmo...there's a party in my pants, and I've got the fever for extreme tickling, and the only cure, is Tickle Me Elmo XTreme!

[Redstone]

2. No, me! Memememememe! I'm needier than you are! Mememememe!

Redstone

[flvegan]

4. You're all sheep! That's it...I'm leaving DU

(to go let one of the dogs out).

[Dangerously Amused]

5. This space reserved for future comment.

Neener neener.

[flvegan]

6. You had me at "neener"

*tear*

You complete me.

[LeftyMom]

7. You're fucking hot with your shirt off.

:loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Well, not only are you totally awesome in and of yourself but...

you stick up for queers and you save dogs including pit bulls, one of my favorite breeds.

[Shine]

9. You are somebody who cares a LOT about taking care of their body temple.

I can respect that. :hug: You have a lot of wisdom to share about health and well-being.

[begin_within]

10. You're every DU straight woman and gay man's dream guy. What more do you need.