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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:26 AM Original message |
How much of the brine do I pour in when deep frying my turkey? |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'm certain we had this conversation last Thanksgiving |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
2. as much as you can fit into your mobile home |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:32 AM Original message |
as an FYI, pouring watery liquids into hot fat equals a disaster |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
19. I think he knew that. This is the lounge, after all. |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:31 PM Response to Reply #19 |
57. Oh hell, I just realized who the Original Poster was. I should have |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
3. It's best to drop the turkey from a height no less than 10 feet above |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:35 AM Response to Reply #3 |
22. Or you could install the fryer in a basketball hoop and have a "dunking" contest. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 04:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
47. This year we made a huge 'potato' gun. |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
4. For the oil, it's best to use 10W-40 |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:37 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I was gonna use up the old WD-40 and some candles I have sitting around. |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:38 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. NO! BAD IDEA! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:40 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. But I have so much of it! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
5. I think the brine has to be ice cold IIRC, and the turkey at least 20 pounds. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:42 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. make sure the turkey is good and frozen too |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:44 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I've made many brick-sized ice cubes to keep throwing into the oil, too, |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:45 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. you coating it in cornflakes again this year? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:03 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. No, I wrapped it first in hay and then insulated it with a layer of drinking straws |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:18 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Scotch tape? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:21 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. cut him some slack |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:36 AM Response to Reply #16 |
24. Well, that explains it. |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 04:41 PM Response to Reply #24 |
69. yum-o (n/t) |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 05:31 PM Response to Reply #15 |
72. They sold out of duck tape - all used on turducken n/t |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
11. I assume somebody somewhere is already doing |
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speedoo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
14. I'm brining a turkey for the first time... could use some guidance. |
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Reciprocity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:28 PM Response to Reply #14 |
42. This may help. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 03:52 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. I did this recipe last year, its AWESOME |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
17. If you are going to deep fry a turkey get a long extension cord and take the fryer outside |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:26 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. are you suggesting that our advice above is less than helpful? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:28 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Actually I am. I know this is a spoof thread but someone MIGHT take it as SERIES. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:29 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I personally blame Robb |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:31 PM Response to Reply #21 |
43. Well, he is a dingbat after all. |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 08:39 PM Response to Reply #20 |
54. Anyone who takes this thread as SERIES deserves to die/disfigure themselves/burn down their home. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:49 AM Response to Reply #17 |
25. This new learning amazes me! Tell me more! This is HUGH!!11!! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:32 PM Response to Reply #17 |
44. I am DEEPLY offended that you think I wouldn't offer Rabrrrrrr |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
23. three simple steps |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 10:55 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. I like my idea of installing the fryer in a basketball hoop and having a dunking contest better. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 11:02 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. everyone in my family is old |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 11:12 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. You could use one of those kiddie hoops. Then you could do it in the house. |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:09 PM Response to Reply #28 |
37. Thanks you bastards... |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
29. you are a better man than i, Gunga Din... |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
30. I recommend renting scaffolding |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 12:42 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. But doesn't having an extinguisher imply a lack of faith in God? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 01:55 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Who was the preacher who said "trust in God but lock your car"? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 01:57 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. "In God we trust - others, cash." |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
34. 1 part brine: 3 parts gasoline. |
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smtpgirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
35. I Would certainly not pour in ANY |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
36. No seriously, you f'ers are killing me today... |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
38. How much oil will this bird require? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:15 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. good luck finding someone to reach in and pull out the giblets. |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:18 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. HAHHAHAHA |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
41. You should also make sure that the turkey is frozen as you put it in the hot oil. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
46. Make sure it's frozen when you put it in. |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
48. If absolutely ANYTHING goes wrong, just use this line: |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 04:39 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Oh man, that had to be one of the funniest episodes ever of WKRP |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 08:50 PM Response to Reply #49 |
56. It was Mr. Carlson |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 12:55 AM Response to Reply #49 |
59. Nope. Arthur Carlson. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. Wasn't Les the one that marked off his "office" with tape on the floor? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:35 PM Response to Reply #68 |
74. He's the one - and he made people "knock" before entering |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 11:10 PM Response to Reply #68 |
82. That was him. He also had a bandage on himself Somewhere in |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 08:19 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. You should serve time in Sing Sing for that joke. |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 12:55 AM Response to Reply #52 |
60. I know. I have an evil streak, and a wicked sense of humor. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 08:48 PM Response to Reply #48 |
55. ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 12:56 AM Response to Reply #55 |
61. Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 09:33 PM Response to Reply #48 |
58. OMG!!! LOLOLOLOL! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
50. A lot of wannabe Appalachian Americans (AKA Rednecks) on this thread. |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
51. I believe it's equal parts |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-20-06 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
53. The brine you put in should be an amount equal |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 08:21 AM Response to Reply #53 |
63. I tried the oil at about 1800 degrees last year, but I didn't like the skin. |
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tinfoil tiaras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 12:56 AM Response to Original message |
62. Deep Fried Turkey... |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 08:37 AM Response to Reply #62 |
64. Yummy indeed |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
65. LMAO |
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Twillig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
66. pour enough to just reach the level of last years christmas tree branches. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 09:23 AM Response to Reply #66 |
67. I always use last year's dried needles to make pajamas for the kids |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 04:44 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. you had needles?? |
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ashling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
71. How much of your house do you want to burn down? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:34 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. None of it! That's why I'm asking! I have an oil barrel full of kerosene |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:35 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. use gloves |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:37 PM Response to Reply #75 |
76. Like a latex doctor glove? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:47 PM Response to Reply #76 |
79. naw, a good pair of Isotoners should do it |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
77. Is it possible to deep fry frozen Snickers bars at the same time as the turkey? |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 11:11 PM Response to Reply #77 |
83. One must wait for the dinner plates to be cleared and the sorbet |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
78. and how much beer do you leave in the can when you |
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Twillig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 07:19 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. Not much I'd think, it should be the last beer in the last case. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-21-06 07:20 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. ooooooh |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 09:43 AM Response to Reply #78 |
84. I drink the beer, then fill the can with propane |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
85. Put In Ice Instead |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-22-06 12:38 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. I thought I'd do it inside, locktight all the windows and doors, and use dry ice. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-24-06 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
87. All you people fucking LIED TO ME! Now I'm in the hospital |
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