I wish somebody would crush me...

[crim son]

I'm just so tall and three-dimensional and all that rot... :think:

[Porcupine]

1. Hm, you are scintilating at the keyboard stuff.

I must say I like what you write. Yet the gender and the visuals are not clear. Pix please?

on edit: I checked your profile. You are female, you live in Maine and you like to garden. You must be lovely using the law of inverse ratios of romantic interest to internet distance. Consider yourself crushed.

[crim son]

2. Thank you.

Although it's cruel to make fun of the geometrically challenged, I accept your crushing. Put your mind at ease; I am not lovely!

[billyskank]

6. I've seen your picture

You are beautiful.

[crim son]

9. And you, billyskank, are a poor blind man!

Thanks, my friend. :hug:

[billyskank]

10. Nope, the optician says I have 20/20 vision

Nothing wrong with my eyes. :D

:hug:

[crim son]

12. You have me smiling.

It's a rare thing. Thank you billy! :hug:

[billyskank]

16. ...

:loveya:

[cwydro]

3. Aw crim son

I would crush you, but I'm the wrong gender:P

[crim son]

11. We're both the right gender

just not perfectly suited. :hug:

[cwydro]

23. ah yes,

a better way of putting it.

[mainegreen]

4. Ok

[crim son]

14. I was thinking more along the lines of

aw, nevermind.

[wildhorses]

5. crushes are so flattering and exciting

i wish someone would crush me too

flattening and smashing

you nut:hi:


edited for the extra o that makes to mean also:silly:

[crim son]

7. Lol,

lest I imagine your Irish wish is to have somebody step on your foot! - "me toe"

[BarenakedLady]

8. I'm crushing on you

Right now...

We may as well have each other if we can not have who we really want, right?

Made sense in my in my head anyway. :silly:

[crim son]

13. Friendship is a very fine substitute for most everything but sex :)

and having been married for seventeen years, I can't recollect sex anyway. Something to look forward to?

I crush you back, BNL!

[buddhamama]

15. i am short and three-dimensional

a perfect match. :)

you're crush worthy, crim son. if someone isn't crushing you they're either blind, a fundy or both. :hug:

[crim son]

19. We three-dimensional types should stick together.

:pals:

[Drum]

17. Alrighty then...

[crim son]

20. That's what I'm talking about!

You know what I like :P

[Drum]

22. ...

sending crushing :hug:s

[miss_american_pie]

18. I have a massive girl-crush on you

So there. :P

[crim son]

21. I feel exactly the same way about you, Ms. Pie.

You're adorable :loveya: