favorite MASH quotes thread in honor of Robert Altman

[BigMcLargehuge]

I'll start -

God Damn Army

[seemunkee]

1. How about McCabe and Mrs Miller

one of my all time favorite movies

Is it true what they say about Chinese girls?
-Horseshit. Their legs would fall off.


Trav'ling lady, stay awhile
until the night is over.
I'm just a station on your way,
I know I'm not your lover.
Well I lived with a child of snow
when I was a soldier,
and I fought every man for her
until the nights grew colder.

She used to wear her hair like you
except when she was sleeping,
and then she'd weave it on a loom
of smoke and gold and breathing.

And why are you so quiet now
standing there in the doorway?
You chose your journey long before
you came upon this highway.

Trav'ling lady stay awhile
until the night is over.
I'm just a station on your way,
I know I'm not your lover.

[zeemike]

15. I just watched that movie again It was great. n/t

[underpants]

2. OH MY GOD THEY SHOT HIM!

Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It's the end of the quarter.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Then ru-ru-resign your goddamn commission!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

12. Mine too!

Plus I think the whistle hit her in the forehead........... :)

[bertha katzenengel]

18. omg

:rofl: thank you :rofl: i had forgotten about that :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

4. "we're the pros from Dover, now move it"

[anarch]

5. "Goddamn Army jeep."

also:

General Hammond: "Henry, I have some reports here from your Major O'Houlihan that I frankly find hard to believe."

Colonel Blake: "Well, don't believe them then, General. Good-bye."

*click*

[Reciprocity]

6. ~~~

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Due to a possible camp infection, Arlene Chu's Hollywood Grill is off limits. That is all.

Hotlips O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps.
Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.

Colonel Blake: Captain Hawkeye Pierce. I got a TWX about you. It seems you stole a Jeep up at headquarters.
Hawkeye Pierce: Oh no no, no, sir, I did not steal a Jeep. No, it's, uh, right outside. Right there.

Colonel Blake: Did Hawkeye steal that jeep?
Radar: No, sir. That's the one he came in.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. That Father Mulcahy line always cracks me up....

His delivery is so matter of fact.

:rofl:

[Hugin]

7. "Did Hawkeye steal that jeep?"

"No, sir. That's the one he came in."

HILARIOUS!!!

[Hugin]

8. "Colonel, fair's fair... if I punch Hawkeye and nail Hot-Lips, can I go home too? "

The question on everyone's minds these days...

[Lautremont]

9. One of the most enduring quotes for me is untypeable.

It's just that little bemused three-note whistle Hawkeye does when something strange or over-authoritarian occurs.

[MrCoffee]

10. My kidneys were expecting orange juice. Silly kidneys.

[BlueIris]

19. Oh, my God, that's one of my favorites. Ever.

Hee.

[Hobarticus]

11. No food, just sex! That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me!

"Hail to the chief, he's the king of all the surgeons..."

RIP, Mr. Altman. Thanks for the laughs...

[yellowdogintexas]

14. The Black Capsule will solve it. nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. 'All right, bub, your fuckin' head is comin' right off!'

"What are all these little arrows?"

"Did I break my time in the 440, Coach?"

"Why do they call you Spearchucker?"
"I used to throw the javelin."

"He's hurt! He's hurt! He's leaving the game! He's hurt!"

"Oh, and change the numbers on that Jeep!"

"Finest kind."

:patriot:

[bertha katzenengel]

17. This isn't a hospital! This is an insane asylum!

RIP Robert Altman

[Zomby Woof]

20. What are you two HOODLUMS doing in this hospital?

Hawkeye Pierce: Ma'am, we are surgeons and we are here to operate. We just waiting for a starting time. That's all.
Capt. Peterson: You can't even go near a patient until Col. Merrill says its ok and he's still out to lunch.
Trapper John: Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch.

Trapper John: Ham and eggs will all right.

Trapper John: Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.

[Catshrink]

21. Oh Frank, kiss my hot lips!

[Swede]

22. Father Mulcahy:Thank you Lord,for this bounty we are about to receive.

Hawkeye,as he once again,suspiciously sniffs the food on his fork, "So THAT'S what this is,roast bounty!"

[leftofthedial]

23. thanks everyone

I'm laughing so hard I can't catch my breath.

I've gotta watch that movie again!

[leftofthedial]

24. thanks everyone

I'm laughing so hard I can't catch my breath.

I've gotta watch that movie again!

[CanuckAmok]

25. "You're not smart, you're stupid, but you've finally met your match."

...

[swag]

26. "More wine, my dear?"

somebody already got pros from dover.