My Temperature Is Fluctuating Wildly

[MrCoffee]

Every 5 minutes, i'm turning my fan on or off to compensate for the fact that i simply cannot find equilibrium with my internal thermometer.


i hope i don't have malaria.

[ceile]

1. It's a tumor. n/t

[MrCoffee]

4. it's not a tumor!

damn, kindergarten cop was such a great movie!

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. You're going through menopause.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

6. estrogen! i need estrogen!

:hi:

[deucemagnet]

3. Well, global warming is helping tropical diseases to spread northward.

I don't think malaria has quite yet made it to Seattle, though. :P

[MrCoffee]

7. isn't seattle a prime vector for bird flu?

:scared:

[deucemagnet]

25. I think you're pretty safe from bird flu...

...unless, well, you know.

[buddhamama]

5. hmmm...

are you sweaty and flushed?

[MrCoffee]

8. when i'm not shivering.

[buddhamama]

11. you're sick

it could be anything, i don't think it is malaria, though.

you should be home in bed. poor baby. :hug:

[MrCoffee]

12. i'm not sick, just hot/cold.

i don't feel sick.


wanna tuck me in?

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

13. you might be sick and not know it

i am so gullible. :) :D

[MrCoffee]

15. your negative sick mojo is freaking me out.

i'm not sick, i tell you

there's a strange external temperature thing going on, and i'm improperly attired to deal with the situation.

[buddhamama]

22. ok ok, you're not sick

next time wear layers then you can adjust your clothing.

go home and get naked, that should take care of the problem.

negative mojo gone. :)

[MrCoffee]

24. i think i was hungry...

i just ate my lunch, and i'm feeling much better.

maybe a blood sugar dip caused it.

[buddhamama]

26. i am glad you're feeling better

whew. i feel better too. this wasn't a veiled sex thread and i am not gullible!

[MrCoffee]

a veiled sex thread?

you'll know it when i post a sex thread, baby.

you're not gullible, you're a sweetie.

[ohiosmith]

9. no sex threads

[BarenakedLady]

10. I don't know if he is

But I sure am. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

14. No, you're just incorrigible

:loveya:

[MrCoffee]

16. cultivate incorrigability...it's a lovely trait.

[BarenakedLady]

17. Are you complaining?

:* :loveya:

[billyskank]

18. No!

:*

:D

[BarenakedLady]

20. Oh I don't know....

sounded like you were complaining.

Now you are just going to have to be more encouraging to make up for it...:evilgrin:

oops, there I go again. I guess you were right. :rofl:

[billyskank]

23. ...

:spank:


:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

27. Heeeheeee

You do realize to me, that is encouraging. You see that close-eyed contented look on that spanked smilie don't you.

:rofl:

:loveya:

[billyskank]

28. I did always think he looked like he was enjoying it

:rofl:

Or in this case, she. :D

[Reciprocity]

19. To much Coffee?

[MrCoffee]

21. heretic! blasphemer! scoundrel! knave!

get thee behind me, Satan!

there is no such thing as "too much coffee"

those words don't even make sense when put together like that.


light a candle to juan valdez in atonement.

[Reciprocity]

29. Oh I’m worse that that....

I actually prefer instant coffee over my husband French press.

[MrCoffee]

30. oh. my. god.

admitting that you have a problem is the first step.


you're gonna get through this. one day at a time.