Bum rant: how can Thunderbird take longer to get me drunk than Mad Dog?

[LynneSin]

http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html

For my money, the quicker, more mind-numbing drunk has to be from Mad Dog 20/20.

This stuff is ok:


But this just works faster


(ok, I haven't touched any this stuff since like highschool, bad copycat thread)

[anarch]

1. Mad Dog? good grief...just drink the Night Train!

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

Well I'm a west coast struttin'
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I'm a mean machine
Been drinkin' gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
Well I got one chance left
In a nine live cat
I got a dog eat dog sly smile
I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go
I smoke my cigarette with style
An I can tell you honey
You can make my money tonight

Wake up late honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card to the liquor store
That's one for you and two for me by tonight
I'll be loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the nightrain
I love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
I can never get enough
I'm on the nightrain
Never to return - no

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Speedin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the nightrain
And I'm lookin' for some
I'm on the nightrain
So's I can leave this slum
I'm on the nightrain
And I'm ready to crash an' burn
Nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain

Whoa yeah
I'm on the nightrain
Love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
An I can never get enough
Ridin' the nightrain
I guess I
I guess, I guess, I guess I never learn

On the nightrain
Float me home
Ooh I'm on the nightrain
Ridin' the nightrain
Never to return
Nightrain

[SOteric]

2. I think it would be easier to get a bottle of Thunderbird in your bum.

Maybe I'm wrong. :shrug:

[billyskank]

4. That sort of thing is dangerous

if I remember an old matcom news story aright

[madinmaryland]

3. MD 20/20

Mogen/David??

:rofl:

Worst Hangover Material Eveh!!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

5. boonesfarm apple wine

good stuff, great for projectile vomiting after.