What's the one thing you wish you could do like the opposite sex does?

[undeterred]

Pee standing up.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Multiple orgasms

[undeterred]

2. You mean you only get one in a lifetime?

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

36. I wouldn't mind

if it did last a whole lifetime.

[YDogg]

3. give birth

[WindRavenX]

4. yup, peeing standing up would be awesome

It's hard to pee in the woods if you're a girl...:(

[driver8]

5. Get free drinks at "Ladies' Night."

That's about it.

[liontamer]

6. walk down a street without harassment n/t

[Writer]

7. Not have a period?

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. walk around late at night without fear of consequence

[jpgray]

10. Gender doesn't make one invulnerable to violent crime in general

But I get you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. this is true...but i get harrassed walking around during the day too..

so i guess walking without constant harrassment would be nice.

[Left Is Write]

9. I can't think of a thing.

[jpgray]

12. Think

It always helps to experience another perspective.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

13. Multiple orgasms.

[Deja Q]

14. Able to kiss men in public without being glared at or beaten up

:P

[SacredCow]

20. That gets my vote, too!

:hug:

[book lady]

15. button my shirt from the opposite side...

other than that, I can't think of a thing

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Pee standing up.

Everything else I can do.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. ...

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

http://www.whizzy4you.com/

http://www.mysweetpee.com/

http://www.amazon.com/How-Pee-Standing-Up-Chicks/dp/0743470249

:rofl:

[Kali]

43. OMG

Why haven't I seen these before???!!!!:shrug: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kali]

42. Well we can do that too,, the key is being able to AIM

:rofl:

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. Get paid for pointing at shiney things on TV.

It's right over there.

[crim son]

18. Maintain muscle tone by doing almost nothing.

It's incredible how little a man has to do to develop a sixpack! And you don't see cellulite on teenage men's legs, do you?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

19. Yes, it really isn't fair

Even when my dad was 74 years old and in the early stages of Parkinson's disease, he could carry my suitcase more easily than I could.

One of the few Cathy cartoons that I liked had Cathy going off to a spa for two weeks and sweating and starving herself to lose 7 pounds.

She comes back, and Irving says, "So what? I lost 9 pounds."

"How did you do that?"

"I gave up one of my nightly chocolate sundaes."

That's almost true.

[crim son]

21. I know. My husband is fifty-three.

About two weeks before it gets warm, he goes into our barn and lifts weights and does a few crunches. Voila, he's buff. V. annoying.

[Pool Hall Ace]

22. Cut the grass topless.

[hunter]

23. Nursing babies would have been really handy...

When our kids were babies my wife and I arranged our work so that one of us was always at home. Sometimes we'd work nights, mostly I did, but when she was away at night and the kids were hungry and only wanted mom... OMG. I would have done almost ANYTHING for functional breasts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. My answer is only for the willing, inside this post, in white text

Highlight below:
blow me

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I always have the best answers.

[conscious evolution]

26. how do you do that?!?!?!

Fuck! now I'm gonna be highlighting blank spaces.:banghead:

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. You gotta be a serious hacker to pull it off.

You can do it in java, but it's much easier to do it as a perl script that you "fool" DU into executing.




I'm so damned funny!















Or, you can just surround the text you want to highlight with (font color=white)text(/font)

Except use brackets for the ().

And it ends up looking like this:

This sentence has one word whited out

[conscious evolution]

28. [font color=white]like this?[/font]

I guess not.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Yep - except it doesn't work in the subject line.

:P

[conscious evolution]

30. you mean

like this

[conscious evolution]

31. lmao

thanks,that is way cool!

[Gold Metal Flake]

39. That's the way people hide keywords on Ebay.

Not that I've ever done it.

:yoiks:

[conscious evolution]

47. huh? keywords?

Sorry,dont do the ebay thing.

[Gold Metal Flake]

49. Words that the search function will pick up.

Same thing as found in webpages.

[begin_within]

48. Some guys can.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

58. my roomie could. start practising ballet.

[QMPMom]

25. Pee standing up.

But, I totally do not understand how men can stand there at urinals and have a communal pee. I couldn't do that.

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. At least we do it randomly

You ever hear a guy say to another guy, "Let's go to the men's room"? :shrug:

[Lautremont]

34. Fart a rose-scented mist.

[Initech]

35. Dress

Face it... guys' clothes suck.

[Zookeeper]

51. Ooooh, I disagree!

Men's clothes are made better and don't go out of fashion as quickly as women's clothes. Also, men sizes are much more precise than women's. We don't have the option of a size 36 blouse with a 32 sleeve. It's basically small, medium and large. Same for pants....I spent years wearing men's jeans because women's sizes were always either too short or too big in the hips and bottom.

You can tell this is a big issue for me.... :P

[Kali]

60. I totally agree - and they are usually less expensive too.

At least casual/outdoor work clothes.

[NNadir]

37. Blame my bad mood on PMS.

[mainegreen]

38. Wear dresses when its hot.

As I'm not Scottish I don't get the kilt excuse. Dresses are way comfier than either shorts or pants when its hot.
Sure hairy legs look silly, but comfort is more important.

[undeterred]

50. Yes, but you have to learn to sit like a lady.

[graywarrior]

40. Sleep with Lukas. Bwahahahahahahahha

[Kali]

41. that's the one.

And drink alone in Mexican bars hahahhahahahahhaha

[Drum]

44. Cry....

[femmocrat]

45. Rule the world.

[KitchenWitch]

46. Not ask for directions!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

54. But it's not that we know how to get to everywhere!

We are just too arrogant to ask for help! We would rather get lost instead!

[Zookeeper]

52. Being a wanderer at heart....

and a bit of a loner, I dearly wish I had the freedom to travel, hike and camp alone without having to be on hyper-alert and ready to defend myself.

I've spent my life feeling deeply, deeply angry about having my freedom limited in that way.

{And, yes, I know men are sometimes victims of violence as well. But, no one can deny that women are much more likely to be assaulted or harassed.)

[Fleshdancer]

53. take my shirt off on a hot Texas Summer day

they are just breasts for cryin' out loud.

[undeterred]

57. Well, you could, but not in Texas.

:shrug:

[Skittles]

55. get paid more for doing less

I see it all the time in my industry

[Evoman]

56. Sometimes, the lower center of gravity would be nice.

Other than that, nothing. I like being a man.

Oh, except for the last couple of days...I had a cyst in my testicle surgically removed on Monday, and I am really hurting...can't do anything without feeling like I've been kicked in the nuts.

[Kali]

59. yeah not sure I would want to have to walk around with those things

guess I would just have 'em removed.:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Pretending not to know how to do laundry or clean the bathroom.

:rofl: I seriously don't want to be a guy---I'm happy as a woman. :) And I'm glad I'm not a slob.