What would you do if you found out your company was

[Fuzz]

genetically engineering an army designed to take over the world based on your research?

:shrug:

[Left Is Write]

1. Skew my research.

[Redstone]

2. Gasoline. On the floor of the server room at night. And a Zippo.

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I would kill my staff for leaking the information

And hire new staff that would do a better job of keeping my plans secret.

[Fuzz]

4. Well, I got a group of friends together

armed them, rescued the army, reprogrammed them with new genetic engineering and am now training them on a far away deserted island.

We should be ready to take over the world in 3-4 months.

Get on my good side. :)

[GOPisEvil]

5. What do you mean "if"?

:yoiks:

[democracyindanger]

6. Make 'em my army.

:shrug:

[rug]

7. I would check the expiration date on my clozapine.

[XemaSab]

8. You work for (insert name of mega-corp) too????

OMG!!!! Small world!!!! :o

[bertha katzenengel]

9. Go back in time and kill myself before I began the research. Hypothetically.

[Shine]

10. LOL!! My first read on your post was "company", as in house guests.

I thought to myself, "Dang, what the HELL are those house guests doing in the spare bedroom?!"

:D

[firefox_fan]

11. Fake my data

[Telly Savalas]

12. Make sure there's proper disclosure.

Your company could get in a lot of trouble if it failed to report this in its SEC filings.