OMG . . . Jessica Simpson said we should all pray for peace in the Midwest

[bertha katzenengel]

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PS In case you don't know me, :hi: my name is bertha katzenengel and I don't give two shits for Jessica Simpson or for celeb "news." I do, however, watch "Studio 60 . . . "

[bicentennial_baby]

1. hey you

:*

[bertha katzenengel]

3. hey, baby

what's shakin'? :swak:

BTW, "swak," long believed to be an acronym standing for "sealed with a kiss," actually means "sealed with a knee." Jus' a li'l trivia for you there.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. merci beaucoup for that....

nice to see you dahling.... :loveya:

[bertha katzenengel]

9. and you, m'dear

BTW, I hope I'm not the only one in this thread who watches "Studio 60" -- because, see, Jessica Simpson hosted Studio 60 and that's where she said we should all pray for peace in the Midwest . . . . ;)

[Generic Brad]

2. I am finally at a loss for words

There is nothing I can say to counter Jessica Simpson's utter and complete stupidity.

[Homer Wells]

4. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jessica does it again!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[KitchenWitch]

5. As someone who just moved from the midwest

They need all the prayers they can get just to make it through the -20+ windchills!

:hi:

[MnFats]

21. i was about to say....we need prayers for peace and warmth

here, too.
but it was 50 today F. and will be 60F. tomorrow.
global warming, probably. that's outrageously warm.

[KitchenWitch]

22. That IS warm

Sure, I move to California, and suddenly it is warm in Minnesota...

:hi:

[MnFats]

24. hey, KW! how you doing? Minnesota misses you...n/t

[KitchenWitch]

25. A few bumps in the road, but mostly good!

There are things I miss really badly about Minnesota. But I do like that I rarely have to wear socks here!

[firefox_fan]

6. Pray? But it doesn't work!

[S n o w b a l l]

8. No she didn't!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

10. hi, Engi

please see http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5866358&mesg_id=5866450
-- but don't tell anyone ;)

[S n o w b a l l]

23. Hey Bertha!

:hi:

ok, I won't. ;-)

I really wasn't too surprised. Hilarious though!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ka0fLA0DhlI

[Shine]

11. Wow, that girl should run for office!

:sarcasm:


:hi: bertha! did you find out about studio 60? I've only watched a bit of one episode and I was impressed, I must admit. I'd heard it wasn't doing too well, but I haven't heard about it being cancelled. What night is it on?

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Mondays at 10. I think. I get it on Tivo, so I'm not sure what time, but

I'm pretty sure it's on at 10.

And I found out it's been picked up. :woohoo:

[Shine]

13. Cool, thanks. I haven't jumped on the Tivo bandwagon yet

we don't watch that much tv, but I can certainly see it's appeal.

It's kind of a double edged sword, as I see it. I don't watch that much TV now (except for movie rentals), but if we got Tivo, I'd feel compelled to watch more shows. That's been our rationale so far, anyway.

[bertha katzenengel]

14. Your rationale is the story of my life, so if you're disinclined to get Tivo,

maybe you oughta stick with that disinclination.

I'm to the point where I curse summer because there's nothing on my Tivo.... pretty sad.

[Shine]

15. LOL! Thanks for the advice.

how much does Tivo run these days, anyway? I have no idea.

I tend to spend most of my evenings either reading, sleeping, watching a movie rental, or posting on DU. That's pretty much it. Maybe THAT's "pretty sad"! heheheh. It's all relative, baby! :D

[bertha katzenengel]

17. Don't know how much. We got ours for $99 through DirecTV (we already

had the service, we didn't have to sign up to get the Tivo). But I don't think they're all that expensive, even though you do have to pay extra to cable or satellite to get the service. I think.

It does have fantastic benefits, though; the best is that once you tell it to record something, then unless the power fails or you run out of disc space*, it'll by-god record it.

* it tells you when it's running out of disc space by telling you it can't record this or that or by dropping shows you didn't save

[Shine]

18. Yeah, I have many friends who have lauded the benefits of Tivo

like I said, I can certainly see its appeal.

we'll see how it goes...maybe one of these days....i dunno.

i'm ambivalent, but more inclined to say "no, thank you." :D

[NYCGirl]

16. As a raving TiVoholic, I have to point out you don't watch more TV, but you

watch BETTER TV. And you never have to miss your favorite shows because of other things you want to do.

[Shine]

20. but I don't watch enough tv to have "favorite shows". That's the whole point.

:D

but I get what you're saying, NYCGirl, about effective tv watching, so to speak.

I love how you describe yourself as a "Tivoholic". LOL. Gawd, what a modern world we live in, eh? We've got addictions for EVERYthing!

:hi:

[Skittles]

27. I AM WITH YOU SHINE

I hear the TIVO addicts at work and I want no part of it :)

[NYCGirl]

28. Well, I TiVo Countdown and The Daily Show every night — those are my

favorites. And I watch Countdown in the morning while I'm getting ready for work. Most of the rest are old movies from TCM...doesn't sound excessive, does it?

Some people love to buy cars, some love to buy antiques, some love to collect books. My guilty pleasures are electronics.

BTW, TiVoholics sometimes hang out here: www.tivocommunity.com. Yes, there's even a board for TiVo people!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

:rofl:
Thanks, Bertha! Best laugh of the day!

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

26. you know...

There are two possibilities for celeb women like her. Either she really is... worthless... or she knows how to play her cards. IE making stupid comments is an easy way to get her name back into circulation. I can never tell, though potentially that is part of the mystique to the former possibility....

[youthere]

29. Well you know us hotheaded Iowans ...

need all the help we can get-what with all the range wars with Illinois and all.

[Hugin]

30. Somebody's got to do something about those Insurgents...

in Kansas.