The guy in the apt next to mine has bird flu or

[graywarrior]

something like that. He's puking his guts up. Jesus, it's gonna be a long night.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. He might just be like my sister.

She came home from college this morning puking her guts out. She apparently learned last night that while she may be beer pong champ, she is not wine pong champ.

[graywarrior]

3. This guy doesn't drink. He listens to Jesus radio.

I think he's allergic to work. He just got a new job driving a cab, but he only works 2 hours a day.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. ewwww..wine pong

:puke:

But I *do* enjoy watching my lil' bro come home from those nights....or up from the basement, as that's where *his* beer-pong table is. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. And you know that shit came out of a box.

I was half-tempted to walk in her room sipping on a glass of wine, but I restrained myself. Anyway, I'd really like to talk, if you're up for it.

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

8. Ok, call me right now, and only for 1/2 hour....

I have to get up at 7 to take the Mrs to the pharmacy, if you know what I mean... :crazy:

So yeah, right now... :)

[speedoo]

2. Earplugs.

That's what you need.

If you don't have any, you might have to resort to listening to Bob on earphones all night.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. Oh, god, poor guy

Hope he has some Emetrol at hand.

[graywarrior]

7. Oh christ, now it's the hershey squirts.

[crim son]

9. Surely the walls aren't that thin?

There's something going around in this town too. So far we've avoided it, but that's only because the holiday isn't until Thursday.

[graywarrior]

10. Yes, they are....very thin.

Earphones and Bob Dylan or Lukas Rossi are my only solution

[crim son]

11. That's harsh.

On the other hand, you probably don't have to rake leaves in the fall. It all balances out.

[graywarrior]

12. No, but I listen to leave blowers all day.

[crim son]

14. So do I.

None of my neighbors does their own yard work! I am actually the gardener for one of them. I'm not overwhelmingly sad to leave this neighborhood. "One of these things is not like the other..."

[TK421]

13. He needs to have a talk with Burt Flu....the bird with bird flu! Here he is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5NFUEqJb0

[Robeson]

15. Don't go near him, and wear a mask if you do....

...also, wash your hands if you touch anything you think he's touched.