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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:59 AM
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Read this ONLY if you have a strong stomach...
I just have to vent/rant............

Ahem - My hubby is doing his nightly 'clean-up' routine in his bathroom when I hear an "OH SHIT".
(For those who don't know - he's battling cancer - has difficulty eating and has a PEG in place).
Well - seems he has just cut his feeding tube and every time he bends over (how can I say this delicately?)
stomach contents are spurting out all over the bathroom. We just had this feeding tube replaced a couple of months ago. Our Gastroenterologist is going to kill us. I don't know how many of these he's had replaced in the past 4 years. And he's supposed to have chemo tomorrow. He's EVIL on his G-Tubes. I don't know what I'm going to do with him. Now that I've cleaned up the bathroom - gave him a new set of PJ's to put on and started the laundry it's time to go to bed and I'm all riled up.

I swear - every friggin' day feels like a 'Seinfeld' episode around here. It's midnight - there's no way in hell he can have his PEG replaced before next week. What am I going to DO WITH THIS MAN????????


aarrrrghhhhhhhhhhh.
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:39 AM
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1. Here
:hug:

You are amazing. That is all I can say.
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:09 PM
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3. Nah - I'm not ......
you have to play the cards you're dealt. Poor hubby - he's always doing something - this is so typical HIM. Now his feeding tube is approximately 3" long instead of the usual 10".
I swear - our Dr. is going to have a fit when we call her (yet)
again. I'll let her have her Thanksgiving uninterrupted and call on Monday.
Sheesh.

Have a Great Thanksgiving!
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:52 AM
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2. Remember that little "Love is..." Poem...
...This post proves that last line to be so very true.

"Love never fails."
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:12 PM
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4. Hahahahahaha .....
I couldn't believe he did it! I wanted to yell "WHY DID YOU DO THAT" - but of course, it wasn't on purpose. God knows the man has enough to deal with. In retrospect - it's just another day here at the homestead.

Hope your Thanksgiving is truly fulfilling.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:27 PM
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5. I must remember this when Mr. Gray teeters on death because he
put the butter in the freezer.

You rule.
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:04 PM
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9. Life hands us a bunch of lemons all the time, doesn't it?
We're swimming in lemonade around here. Come on over and share a glass!!


:crazy:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:30 PM
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14. On my way....
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:32 PM
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6. We never know how strong we'll be
...until we have to be, do we? Take care of yourself, too, okay?

Hugs to you and your husband... :hug: :hug:
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:11 PM
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13. We're going to the cancer ctr. today for his chemo treatment.
We'll be seeing people there who are literally on their last legs. At least I know I still have time with him. (Unless I hit him with a frying pan first!!). :evilgrin:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:33 PM
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7. Wow, I'm impressed with both of you
and a sense of humor to boot! Here's wishing you both the best.
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:06 PM
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11. You gotta laugh.
I save my despair for the * Administration!!

Despite all that my hubby has gone through - he hasn't missed the opportunity to vote - and YES - he votes Democratic every time!!

WooHoo
:bounce:
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 02:34 PM
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8. Grrrr. The indignities of the body!
Sounds like you're staying strong for him, in spite of everything.

Holding you both in the Light.
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:09 PM
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12. I know.
Something like this really 'humbles' oneself. Twenty years or so ago I would have probably yelled something like "Ewwwwww" and run out of the house.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 03:06 PM
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10. Ohhh...
I'm sorry you're both having a rought time. :(

:hug:
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 04:11 PM
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15. Empty core steel reinforced co-ax?
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