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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:35 AM
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Buy Bread BillySkank Haiku
You know the rules...Three lines. Syllables for each line 5-7-5. GO!

Buy Bread BillySkank
Step into aisle eleven
Wonderbread on sale.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:42 PM
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1. ooh, this is great!
Billyskank needs bread
With yeast? Or type unleavened?
Infection will tell.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:49 PM
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6. Masterpiece.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:45 PM
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2. Bread for Billyskank...
Wheat loaf in plastic,
But New Wave Chick is NAKED!
Who cares about BREAD????
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:49 PM
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5. Well done!
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:52 PM
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8. I mean, let's set some PRIORITIES here.
I mean, I'm at WORK here suppressing a "roger" just thinking about certain posters and their lack of attire.

KEEP the bread. PASS me a COLD SHOWER!!!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:47 PM
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3. Lovely!
"Check out my big loaf."
"Where?" asks Barenakedlady.
"Watch it rise," says he.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:49 PM
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4. ..
:rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:51 PM
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7. so billyskank bread...
Edited on Wed Nov-22-06 01:00 PM by bridgit
is going down maybe chewed,
the bread is cooked(?) ha!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 12:52 PM
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9. ok
BillySkank buy bread
On your way home today please
Don't forget. Buy bread.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 05:48 PM
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10. Another one
One loaf of wheat bread.
Four days in brine. Billyskank,
it's not a turkey.
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