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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:48 AM
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So where do I put the Bard I got for Billyskank?


I hope he likes Shakespeare
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:53 AM
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1. Gonna be a hard gift to wrap
...or Rap, as it were...

A Rap on Shakespeare called The Master Plan of Sir Francis Bacon
Lyrics by Lawrence Gerald copyright 1992

Hey Yo!, don't be frightened,
try to be Enlightened,
This is the story
about the Bard's true glory.


It's unbelievable,
But it's true,
A phenomona I'm gonna reveal to you.
Concealed as Hamlet,
running the gamut,
from Lear to Othello,
Sir Francis Bacon's our main fellow.


Reconsider what you've assumed,
without knowing his nom-de-plume.
So let's get Clear,
What's behind the mask of the
Willy, Willy, Shake-Spear!


For all those with wise eyes,
Don't be a dummy, Realize that somethin's funny,
That the Stratford on Avon hoax,
Was meant to fool most literary folks.


Ya know England's history is a little shady,
Due in part to the virgin Queen First Lady,
by tryin' to protect her acclaimed self-worth,
gave way to a concealed Royal Birth!
Plenty of Changes stemmed from old Liz,
Especially when delivering Time's Great Whiz.


It was his History in the making,
that things would get a shaken,
from the Master Plan of Sir Francis Bacon!


The inspired Sir Francis
penned the New Atlantis
And formed a New secret order of All the Ages,
which heavily influenced our Founding Father Sages.
They placed symbols on the back of a one dollar bill,
So you can still,
Recognize the Free-Mason's Will.
Worshipping the Spear-Shaker Goddess AthenA as their Muse
Eventually would lite a world wide Fuse.


Beginning the roots of modern day Democracy,
It all sourced from Free- Masonry.
And if you wish a peek at their underlying con fident i al ity
Then decipher their secrets embedded in the Shake-Spear Sonnets Diary.


So, now, you too can discover
that Sir Francis Bacon's a true brother,
Whose legacy can be claimed
Under one mighty Pen Name!

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-22-06 11:57 AM
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2. Just leave it in the Bardbox.
:rofl:
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