One for Matcom

[Kali]

Don't Flush The Evidence

Unincorporated Pima County, Oct. 25, 6:14 p.m.

A woman said someone broke into her home and defecated in her toilet, a Pima County Sheriff's Department report stated.

A deputy met with the woman and her 13-year-old daughter at their house. The woman told the deputy "that someone had defecated in the toilet and it was not theirs," the report said. She had flushed the toilet prior to the deputy's arrival, so she was unable to show authorities the evidence.

The woman said a window in the kitchen was partially ajar and that the dust on the sill had been disturbed. However, the window screen was reportedly still attached.

At first, both the mother and daughter said nothing had been taken. However, a check of their provisions showed that half of a loaf of bread and two cans of corned beef were missing.

The deputy informed the woman that "undocumented aliens" may have been responsible for the break-in, as there were only food items missing.

There were no suspects or leads at the time of the report.

[Ptah]

1. I Love the Desert

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It's the people that I have problems with.

[u4ic]

2. Loaf of bread?!!?

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(I think billy hocked the 2 cans for plane fare back to England...)

[madinmaryland]

3. Did they wipe?

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