I am unbelievably sober right now

[nickgutierrez]

Yeah, you heard me. I'm sober! Anybody got anything to say about that? TEN-HUT!

[whirlygigspin]

1. are you socially sober or always sober?

just wondering

[nickgutierrez]

4. I was born sober!

And proud of it!

[101 Proof]

2. Damnit!

I was just gonna post this! Now I'm mad. Just kidding. :) I have, however, been sober for two weeks now. Man, I need some liquor....:grr:

[elperromagico]

3. I'm proud to announce that I've been sober

for approximately 20 hours. :) I rock.

[101 Proof]

5. 20 hours, eh?

I've been sober for approximately 336 hours. Probably the longest since I've been 21. :(

[elperromagico]

7. I am not impressed.

I prefer quality sobriety to quantity sobriety, thank you very much.

[foreigncorrespondent]

6. Me too!

I really could go a nice drink right about now, but I'm not allowed. :(

[Journeyman]

8. I've been sober 142,800 hours. . .

give or take a few.

[101 Proof]

9. 16.3 years, eh?

I can do math! I'm impressed. <sarcasm to self>

[Mr. McD]

10. My condolences

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

:beer:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

11. I've been sober for 3 days now myself .

I am so proud !

[jimbo fett]

12. I used to get drunk.

But then I got married and had kids and...

Well, to be quite frank, getting drunk takes too much effort and time anymore.

Sad when you're so worn out that getting drunk isn't fun.