PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!

[Roon]

I'm at my Mother's for Thanksgiving and it's been awhile since I have spent any time with women.

[China_cat]

1. You can come to my house

I only bitch when the men here don't put the toilet seat UP and then piss all over it. I can live with sitting on a dry rim.

[graywarrior]

2. Try living with someone who insists on putting the toilet lid down.

I can't describe the feeling when it happens at 2 am.

[YDogg]

15. We've kept the lid down since we had cats jump into the bowl.

Different cats; each learned quickly.

[cwydro]

3. You know,

I have never understood this controversy. I'm gay, grew up with all women except my dad (who had his own bathroom), but I've always wondered why the GUY had to be the one to be in charge of the toilet seat. I mean, if there are three men and only one woman in the house (like a close friend of mine) then WHY do the guys have to be the one to adjust the seat?

[graywarrior]

4. Exactly. Am I'm a girl.

[cwydro]

6. Hey Graywarrior!

Happy Thanksgiving! How cold is it in your neck of the Florida woods?

[graywarrior]

7. Hey cwydro! It's been nippy here at night, like low to mid 40's.

Cold where you are?

[cwydro]

9. I'm in the lower Keys

and it's been DAMN cold. 55 on yesterday morning. Chilly breeze today, but nice and sunny.

[graywarrior]

11. It'll be warmer warting tomorrow.

Hope you're having a nice Thanksgiving.

[Luna_Chick]

8. I have to agree with you there

I'm a woman who has never actually demanded the menfolk put the seat down. I mean, c'mon, what is the big deal? If it's up and we want it down, then put it down before using it. If it's down and the guys need it up (the seat, the seat), they lift it up. I don't hear guys complaining to us girls about how difficult it is to move the f'n seat! Same thing in the middle of the night. You just gotta feel around for a second or two. And trust me, I'm always disoriented in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning. I dunno, I just never understood the problem, here.

[cwydro]

10. Well good, I thought I was a renegade

and all wasted since there really are no men using my bathroom.:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

19. Because men insist on being in charge of so much so often.

Why all of a sudden should men not be in control of the shitter? :P

[Guava Jelly]

5. like insult it?

you suck toilet seat!!!

[WhollyHeretic]

13. Hey toilet seat, your mother was a bed pan

and your father was an outhouse.

[no_hypocrisy]

12. If it makes you feel any better . . . .

one of the first signs my father was adjusting to my mother's death was all the toilet seats in the house were decidedly up.

[Bassic]

14. I won the toilet seat battle over here

:D

:woohoo:

[yurbud]

16. if the seat is down, how can I use nature's pressure washer on the rim?

and how can the next person wipe it off with their butt?

[mockmonkey]

17. I refuse to pee

standing up at home. I have piss poor eyesight!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

18. Piss on the seat once or twice. End of argument.

[Redstone]

20. NO!

It'll take you a lot less time to just put the damn thing down yourself than it does to bitch about it.

Redstone

[Kazak]

21. Heh, reminds me of that episode of Curb...

Know the one?