***BAD JOKE THREAD*** Why did the deer compare prices for "escorts"?

[originalpckelly]

He wanted the most bang for the buck!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

(The DEVIL made me do that joke, blame him if it sucks.)

[hfojvt]

1. well if he put 50 females pigs with 50 male deer

he'd have 100 sows and bucks

[Perky]

2. OMG both of you should be banned

LOL

[originalpckelly]

4. They're such bad jokes that they are funny.

:eyes:

Yeah right!

[originalpckelly]

3. That last line is also a joke too...

if you can get it.

[Deja Q]

5. Is the devil an escort too?

:yoiks:

[Sabriel]

6. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

Beer Nuts are $3 a pound and deer nuts are under a buck.

(Can you tell it's hunting season here in WI?)

[PurityOfEssence]

7. This doe staggers out of the forest and leans against a tree.

Her friend sees her and trots over and asks what's the matter.

"That's the last time I do that for two bucks."

[Redstone]

8. I like that one. Never heard it before.

Redstone

[liberaltrucker]

9. Yep, it's deer season!

Please don't tell CPeg, but the Alabama deer season
is active through Christmas. I plan to nail a doe...
..................................................
with a 30.06. Get y'alls mind out of the gutter!

:rofl:

[originalpckelly]

13. That's good and original!

:woohoo: Good joke!
:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

10. Donald Rumsfeld was giving Dubya his daily briefing one day...

...ummm...no, I can't do it.

[SKKY]

11. Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs???

Because their balls fall on top of their ass, and cause a vapor lock!

[SKKY]

12. What does a man and a linolium tile floor have in common?

If you "lay" them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years afterwards!!!

[Limelight]

14. Best Joke known to man...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

































It was dead.

Oh shut up, you know you love it!:rofl:

[jakefrep]

15. What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google Google Google.

[conscious evolution]

16. What is the white stuff in bird poop?

Bird poop.

[gmoney]

17. What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[fizzgig]

18. two cannibals are eating a clown

one turns to the other and says

































does this taste funny to you?