Anyone want to come over and take control of things around here today?

[Madrone]

While I lay lifeless on the couch?

I need someone to:

take my shower for me.

do dishes.

do some laundry.

clean the bathroom.

straighten up the living room.

shovel the front walk and liberate my car from the wall of snow the plows have been boxing it in with.



Anyone?

:hangover:

[GOPisEvil]

1. It might take a bit of doing to get up there.

The snow might melt before I get there. :D

[Madrone]

2. Maybe so.

But the bathroom may still need cleaning. :P

[GOPisEvil]

3. OK, when my load of laundry is done...

...and I win the lottery, I'm there. :D

[Madrone]

4. OMG!

The dog just threw up. :rofl: (fo'serious!)

Do you HAVE to wait until your laundry is done? Seriously. You don't expect ME to deal with these things, do you?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Well, they're just jeans, so yeah, I guess I can cut out early.

Poor Bodhi; I hope he's not too ill.

[Madrone]

7. Excellent.

;)

I think he's okay ... he tried to come get me, then make a beeline for the front door. I didn't get the door open in time. :( He feels bad, as he's very conscious about ANY sort of mess in the house.

But at LEAST he made it to the linoleum! Unlike the cats that start hacking and run FOR the carpet. Bastards. :grr:

A carpet shampooer was the best purchase I've ever made.

[GOPisEvil]

9. What a great dog!

How conscientious!

As for the cats...how typical; always making more work for the staff.

[Madrone]

10. He IS a great dog.

Forewarning: your days of listening to me drone endlessly on about my doggie and how amazing he is are coming. You've just been lucky thus far. Perhaps you should run and hide now - before it's too late. :yoiks:

:D

And, there is a great story that illustrates his level of conscientiousness and is really quite amazing. Lucky thing is I'm too tired to write it.

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'm doomed...DOOMED.

You can tell me all about him.

I don't have to rely on just my cell phone anymore. :woohoo:

[Madrone]

13. Yes.

I've found that at times having 3 seperate phone lines is incredibly handy.

[GOPisEvil]

14. I'll have to limp along with two.

;)

Oh, it's a good thing you didn't make the sugar glider trip (seeing the note below).

[Madrone]

16. Yep -

as I replied, before seeing your message.

[GOPisEvil]

17. It's a shame some jerk's been keeping you up late though.

You could have at least been productive today since you aren't making the trip. :P

[Madrone]

18. No kidding!!

I'd say I HAVE been very productive over the last couple of days though. Just not in any ways I would have expected.

[GOPisEvil]

19. On that I must concur.

Totally unexpected; very productive; extremely thrilled.

[mzteris]

6. I tol' you

NOT to give the dog table scraps!!

:spank:

[Madrone]

8. And I didn't!

:)

[flamingyouth]

12. I guess they're closing Snoqualmie Pass in a few minutes too

Ugh - take care of yourself and good luck.

[Madrone]

15. Ugh.

I was supposed to go to Bellingham today to meet someone I'm getting an animal from. Glad I cancelled - I'd probably get stuck on the Pass.

[Guava Jelly]

20. sure why not

And I'll bring chocolate truffles.
And massage your feet :)