chknltl
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Fri Nov-24-06 06:23 PM
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Puzzle of the ages resolved: The egg came first! |
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Just in case this enigma has yet to be resolved, I put the limited powers of this chknltl's mind to the task. My conclusions are that the egg came first and here is why: Like all creatures the chicken evolved from something other than a chicken. The "non-chicken" parent, although genetically close to being a chicken, was not quite a chicken. The egg(s) from this parent non-chicken would have contained the first chicken(s). So from an evolutionary point of view there had to be a first chicken. That first chicken started in an egg.... problem solved. :patriot:
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bertha katzenengel
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Fri Nov-24-06 06:26 PM
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1. A chicken and an egg are sitting up in bed together. |
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The chicken lights up, and the egg says, "well, I guess that answers that question."
:hi: I like your analysis.
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Fri Nov-24-06 06:56 PM
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4. I had not heard that one before.... |
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That one is much better than the other chicken joke I heard awhile back. (That one involves a pervert, a road and a hapless chicken trying to cross that road....no I won't provide further details). :hi:
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Fri Nov-24-06 06:28 PM
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You have indeed solved it!
Bravo!
:bounce: :bounce:
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chknltl
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Fri Nov-24-06 06:59 PM
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5. I'll tackle "World Peace" tomorrow. |
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Fri Nov-24-06 06:50 PM
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Well, if you believe that God created the Earth and all animals, etc., you'd believe that the *chicken* came first. Or maybe not...I don't know, I'm confused...
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Fri Nov-24-06 07:07 PM
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6. I knew there was a fly in the ointment somewhere.... |
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Ok then lets apply "intelligent design" to the puzzle: God created evolution, evolution created the first chicken, that first chicken had to hatch out from somewhere! Problem solved again. ::): (eggs:2 chickens:0)
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