John Ashcroft #2 fake name given when ordering a pizza.

[EDT]

According to a CNN poll.

Paris Hilton was #1. Just found it kind of humorous...

[aquart]

1. The Paris fakes order pepperoni.

What's the topping for fake Ashcroft?

[Bill McBlueState]

3. extra cheese?

Given his singing career, I'd say an Ashcroft pizza should be as cheesey as possible.

[elperromagico]

5. "Let the eeeeaaaagle sooooooooar"

"Like she's never sooooooooared beforrrrrrre"

[nostamj]

6. "The Paris fakes order pepperoni"

"and don't slice that sausage!..."

[elperromagico]

2. I'm guessing Mike Hunt is still #3.

[jimbo fett]

4. Did you read the whole article? Dean pizza-eaters are better tippers than

Bush pizza-eaters by 22%.

Bush pizza-eaters eat more meat, too, than Dean supporters.

[Dr. Wu]

7. Or when ordering an almanac