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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:05 PM
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Questions you really don't want answered: What's this wet spot behind
the couch?
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:06 PM
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1. Got a dog?
:shrug:

RL
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:10 PM
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3. Is that a sample question or did you want to know?
Two dogs, three cats and a sweeper plug that got corroded even though it had been left plugged in.

"Mom, I can't run the sweeper, the plug's corroded."

"How did it get corroded when it was plugged in behind the couch?"

"I don't know, it must be from the wet spot behind the couch?"

"What wet spot?"
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:11 PM
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4. The wetspot the dog made?
:shrug:

Personal experience from my old dog... :9

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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:13 PM
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5. It must be from an animal, but which one and how long has it been
ther without me smelling it? I didn't think my housekeeping was that bad!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:07 PM
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2. Do I smell bad?
Just thought I'd add to your thread
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:17 PM
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8. How about the variation "What is that smell?"
No good ever comes from finding out!
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:16 PM
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6. is his diaper dirty?
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:17 PM
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7. Good one!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 06:49 PM
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9. Where have you been all night? n/t
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Fawkes Donating Member (100 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-25-06 07:48 PM
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10. Have you been checked for STD's lately?
(from your SO)
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