Going to matcom's must be terrifying for some children

[Rabrrrrrr]

I needed to pick up some things at matcom's today, and had to take the kids. As soon as they realized we were gonna stay for a bit so MrsMatcom and I could have some coffee and talk about DS1's upcoming institutionalization, they started acting panicky and hiding under chairs, whining, screaming "No, not the dishwasher!" and "Not 'The Thinker'!" and "We don't think he's really a doctor!" etc. These kids have been all over the place, they're pretty worldly, but every visit gets their heart rates up to 150 during their stays. They were cooperative, but they're a wreck.

I'm gonna have to reward them with a couple wine coolers to bring them down.

What the hell does he do?

[Drum]

1. lol

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I wasn't aware that DS1's electroschock therapy had failed.

That's too bad. Last I knew, he was hooked up to a Thorazine drip and somewhat lucid.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. DS1 had dinner with matcom last night.....

It totally undermined all the therapy he had undergone. Maybe he will need a lobotomy?

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I saw that. Frankly, I'm surprised SO allowed it.

This will set him back years, perhaps decades.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. If not centuries.....

:cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I expect he's been set back to how he was circa 1685.

Bad years. VERY bad years for DS1.

I remember.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Dear God! Let's hope not.

That would be like the pre-reformation Rabrrrrrr. :scared:

I don't think my heart could take it.

[SOteric]

8. It's matcom's fault, that perv.

He substituted the Thorazine drip for a brewski spiked with Rufies and then tried to take advantage of poor DS1 while he was incapacitated.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Dear God, SO!!! You should have called out for reinforcements!

I was only two states away.

Poor, poor, DS1. Will he ever recover?

:cry:

[jmowreader]

10. Going to Matcom's is terrifying for some ADULTS!

Is it really true that Matcom's got "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" on his front door where the house numbers should be?

[matcom]

11. "I'm your uncle Ernie...."

fiddle about... fiddle about... fiddle about...

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I hear you are also a life-size "Tickle Me Elmo", or at least that''s what

you tell the kids when your underwear is around your ankles.

:eyes: