I purchased this nifty new cellular...

[Writer]

It plays music, etc. I can access the Internet, download videos, and take pictures of random objects. I also heard about this thing called texting. Don't know much about it, but all the kiddos are into it.

Oh, and this is especially interesting: I can CALL PEOPLE!

Why do I feel like an old fogie?

[ikojo]

1. What kind of phone is it?

I love pimped out cell phones.

[Writer]

2. It's an LG...

"Chocolate" (I'm pronouncing that the French way ;)) with a similar interface to an ipod. And it's bright red, darlin'. :P

I'm a technophile myself. A true geek to the core.

[Fuzz]

3. My next one will have the navigation thingy on it

I think. I really need one of those. I get lost in my own neighborhood!!

:)

[Writer]

6. Mine has that function too, although I don't think it's activated...

it's a service I have to subscribe to, I guess.

[Fuzz]

7. Yeah, it's a subscription thing

My phone doesn't have that feature, but I can upgrade my phone soon.

[trof]

4. But can it make a Margarita?

Peel a potato?
Vacuum your rugs or change the oil in your car?
Jeez, your model is SO last week.
;-)

[Writer]

5. I think it also serves as a pacemaker...

if you buy the special electrode package from Verizon.

[Generic Brad]

8. I had a razor I quit using

The damned thing kept ringing every time I tried to shave, plus it had the world's dullest blade.

[hickman]

9. I just got one. People keep shouting in my ear.

My niece pointed out to me that every time I answer my phone, I jack up the volume. Now it takes me a couple minutes to remember how to hold it before I open it and say hello. Last week I was walking thru my house trying to access my stored numbers and all I'm seeing are pictures of where ever I'm walking. For the love of Mike, I've got eyes, all I needed were the numbers. I am so old.