Dumb joke post....

[Fountain79]

Leave a dumb joke on here for all to enjoy...I'll start

1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.

[bertha katzenengel]

1. Duck goes into 7-11.

Says to the guy behind the counter, "Hi! Do you have any duck food?"

Guy looks at the duck for a second, then says, "Hell, no, we don't have any duck food, this is 7-11! Get out of here!"

Duck shrugs his shoulders and leaves.

Next day, the duck goes into 7-11, same guy behind the counter. "Hi! Do you have any duck food?"

Guy says, "No, we don't have any duck food, I told you that yesterday. And if you come in here asking for duck food again, I'm gonna nail your bill to the floor!"

Duck's eyes pop for a second, then he shrugs his shoulders and leaves.

Next day. Same duck. Same guy behind the counter. "Hi! Do you have any nails?"

Guy stands there stupidly for a second, then says, "Uh, no..."

Duck says, "Good! Do you have any duck food?"

:rofl: I love that joke.