Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

[emad]

SNIP:
Vatican City - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): It's a familiar plot: an unmarried teenage girl gets unexpectedly pregnant and is condemned by religious patriarchs as an immoral slut.

But the girl is beautiful, talented and the star of yet another TheoCon blockbuster film called The Nativity Story, where she plays the leading role of...em, an unwed pregnant teenager called Mary, mother of the Messiah.

This weekend's premiere is being launched in the Vatican City where the Pope and his coterie have suddenly remembered a very pressing prior engagement in the Land of the Infidel.

So no need to get the red carpet out for Their Eminences who are boycotting the movie 'in case her waters suddenly break and embarrass the Pontif'.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i12325

[Darth_Kitten]

1. They have a point............

I'm tired of teenagers getting knocked up.....most of them end up getting supported by yours truly, a taxpayer.

No sense glorifying teenage pregnancy, it ain't easy. ;)

[Darth_Kitten]

2. shite.........now I get it....a spoof...

man, I got up too early. :silly:

gee whiz. ;)

[emad]

3. ...shades of Borat striking unexpectedly.....

xxx

[XemaSab]

4. If she's Catholic

can't she just confess and get forgiven? :shrug:

[LostinVA]

7. Confession doesn't work that way

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. At 19, and pregnant, I went to discuss baptism with our deacon.

He told me I had committed a "sin worse than murder"...

...leading me to comment that I should have had an abortion and just confessed to it on Saturday to his way of thinking.

[Bassic]

10. Yeah, some priests think like that.

I'm lucky the priest around here is intelligent. My kid was born out of wedlock, so if had wanted to he could have been a bitch.

[Bassic]

9. Only if she does penance,

Which depending on the priest can be a bitch. Especially for something like this, which most of them consider to be a very serious sin. 'Course the dude is probably better off.

[idgiehkt]

5. if only it were true

I could just roll around in the deliciousness of that...

[rug]

6. Start rolling.

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