A peek at the Future

[formercia]

http://www.crystalair.com/content.php?id=62200608010






Delta Bans Humans From All Flights

ATLANTA, Ga. (CAP) - Calling it the ultimate in airline security, Delta Airlines has announced that they are banning humans from all domestic and international flights. The new anti-terror measure takes effect immediately.

"Delta's number one concern in these tough times is the security of our passengers," said Delta CEO Jerry Grinstein. "With our latest decision, Delta has once again shown itself to be the leader in innovation and safety."

According to Delta officials, pilots and flight attendants are exempt from the new restrictions. Should the Homeland Security Advisory System drop back to yellow or lower, Grinstein said the airline could begin to reintroduce humans to some domestic flights in time for the holidays.

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While other airlines have reported delays of up to four or five hours following the terrorist plot that originated from England, Delta reports that all flights are now running on time. Additionally, the average wait at Delta ticket counters throughout the nation has dropped to just under an hour.

[mike_c]

1. LOL-- that would do it....

:rofl: