We've come to enslave your men, mutilate your cattle and stare luridly at your daughters.

[kedrys]

I'm thinking about starting an alien invasion, but that's all I could think of off the top of my head. :P

P.S. Extra points to the first mutant to recognize the origin of the title.

[deucemagnet]

1. Does this mean that you've exhausted all of the scientific knowledge

you can gain from anal probes?

[kedrys]

2. I'm not saying.

:P

What, did we skip you in the first round?

[deucemagnet]

7. Doesn't it seem kind of pointless?

Kids in the Hall, "Anal Probings"

[kedrys]

14. ROFL!!

Been a while since I saw that, thanks for the link! :hi:

[Ptah]

3. Grab a spot in the bunkhouse, we'll talk in the mornin

[kedrys]

4. You makin' the coffee?

Be there in a jiff. :D

[Ptah]

5. Perhaps you misunderstood.

In the morning you show up ready to mutilate.

Coffee is negotiated between you and your bunkmates.

:moo:

[kedrys]

8. Oh shure.

And at what time in the morning shall I show up ready to mutilate, o lord? :P

Caveat: I can't get my sh*t together until 10:30am CST. Time zone non-negotiable.

[Ptah]

11. If 10:30 is your morning, I'm sure your bunckmates will take care of you.

Try again after the spring thaw.

[kedrys]

13. Erratum: I'm *up* at 6am

I'm not usually *awake* until 10:30am. :P

[sweetheart]

6. but instead...

...they enslaved the daughters, mutilated the men and stared luridly at the cattle. :-)

[kedrys]

16. Which apparently was also HypnoToad's take on it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5880748

:rofl:

[sarge43]

9. "They've come for our women!"

"Well, give 'em a few and they'll probably go away."

[mainegreen]

10. That's bad!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

12. Yes.

:hide:

[YDogg]

15. sounds like my kind of thread

;-)