Please shoot me (in a non-lethal location)

[Tyler Durden]

I am an expert on Pathological Narcissists: I work for one. And a miserable cheap bastard besides.

This guy comes up to me this morning all friendly and tells me to revise the way I compute mileage.

This unbelievably cheapskate company already only pays $0.25 a mile for driving your own car; NOW he wants me to take a shorter route on surface streets and DEDUCT the mileage of my commute from home to work, even though this route takes me no where near work. This gives him a $3 cost save on each of my trips to the current off site.

NOW I've just been told by my last friend around here that she's going to be off until the first week of January with surgery. THIS in my least fave month of the year (holiday depression PLUS my god damned birthday).

How much does it cost for someone to shoot you in a non-lethal location? I need a long rest.