Puke Alert: Lindsay Lohan wants to play Stevie Nicks in film.

[ronnykmarshall]

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/27/lindsay-as-stevie-nicks/#comments

:puke:

[xmas74]

1. No one can play Stevie Nicks dammit!

Well, maybe me if I were an actress. I did dream of being Stevie Nicks as a child.

[ronnykmarshall]

4. This will FAIL big time.

First off, there is NO script and Stevie would not approve this. Stevie has yet to publish her autobiography and has not plans to do so at this time.

Second, Stevie fans like myself wouldn't cross the street to see that no talented piece of shit Lohan.

Just because La Lohan went to the Paris Hilton School of Oral Talent to get where she is today, doesn't mean she's fit to even drape one of Stevie's shawls.

Is there a deserted island we can ship these no talent skags off to? (male and female)

[xmas74]

10. There should be an island somewhere that can fit the bill.

Most children dream of being teachers or astronauts. I actually did tell people that I wanted to be Stevie Nicks. The voice, the clothes-everything!

A stupid little girl could never pull that part off. Ever.

[KitchenWitch]

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:grr:

[Maddy McCall]

3. Ol' Firecrotch needs to stick to kids movies.

I can't believe I just said that. :spank:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. You GO!

I can think of a few more choice words for La Ho-han.

[Maddy McCall]

7. The queen of the upskirt shot.

I think she does it on purpose.

:puke:

[LeftyMom]

6. Gee, I'd think she's a bit too pudgy and untalented.

:shrug:

[Bassic]

8. Bleh?

:wtf:

[sakabatou]

9. WTF? NO!

[MissMillie]

11. I'll bet Stevie won't let it happen

Stevie won't even let anyone perform her music (I auditioned for the "Your Big Break" karaoke show and was told Stevie doesn't let anyone sing her songs.)

[ronnykmarshall]

14. La Lohan recorded "Edge of Seventeen"

It's HORRIBLE!!

[bridgit]

12. ewww...

x(

[begin_within]

13. I'd rather see Stevie Nicks play Lindsay Lohan in a film.

Now that would be interesting.

[gmoney]

15. I trust everyone on this thread has seen "Gypsy 83" right?

Odd little road movie about a woman who wants to perform her Stevie Nicks tribute... the director's previous movie was called "Edge of Seventeen" so I guess he's a Stevie Nicks fan.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251110/

"AAGGHH! I look like fuckin' Stevie Nicks in hippie clothes!" (Chloe Webb as Nancy in "Sid and Nancy")

[jakefrep]

16. It could be worse....

...they could have picked Britney Spears.

[Westegg]

17. She can't sing, can't act. Otherwise? Perfect!

I know enough of the Fleetwood Mac saga in the '70s to feel the this chump (Lindsay) hasn't got it. To put it more baldly, you don't want a coke-head actually PLAYING a cokehead. The role of Stevie is a good one for some 20-ish talented actress, but the sheer number of rockers who HAVEN'T been played in film suggests that Holywood will never get it right.

[ronnykmarshall]

18. I would like to see an unknown play Stevie.

Someone with TALENT!!

Stevie Nicks' story is a great one and not a "Movie-of-the-week" project .... which is what anything starring Low-hand would turn out to be.