No one knows what it's like to be a dustbin, in Shafsbree, with hooligans...

[WilliamPitt]

Sorry. I have a Bill Hicks comedy routine stuck in my head.

The hooligans are loose, the hooligans are loose...

Ignore me. :)

[VelmaD]

1. Are you...

on drugs?

BTW, the contractors FINALLY showed up to start fixing my front door. w00t!

[LSK]

2. can you send them over to fix my siding when your done?

Thanks

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Oh, Billll, crime issss horrible!

What if they become ruffians?

[WilliamPitt]

9. You corner me, I might become a scalawag!

Ruffian, hooligan? Speak English!

[ghostsofgiants]

10. I don't even know what a hooligan is, but I think I could take like 20 of them

[Squeech]

4. If you like that

how are you on Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick?

[SOteric]

5. For some hideous reason, I read that to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes"

by the Who.


And it worked.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. That's because that's how Bill sang it in the routine.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Be careful, or we might become scaliwags!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. "I've got a soccer ball!"

"Shit, Ian, that's a Spaulding!" :rofl:

[Nickster]

11. LMAO. "We're the hooligans....." Loves me some Hicks. n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. somebody called?

[Guava Jelly]

13. I friggen love Bill Hicks

I just hope they dont become ruffians