God has finally stepped in - he wants me to stop drinking coffee

[HEyHEY]

I just went to pour a cup and right after I finished topping it up.... the cup split in two and spilled coffee all over. This is some kind of sign, I reckon.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It might also be a sign that God wants you to drink coffee

from a beer mug or a bucket.

[MrCoffee]

2. it's a sign that you finally made it strong enough...

now soak it up with a dirty dishrag and squeeze it directly into your mouth.

don't let that coffee get the best of you. teach it what happens when it breaks a mug in your house.

[reyd reid reed]

3. No no no...

it's a test of your devotion. You're s'posed to smile sweetly, get a different cup and defy the forces of evil that want to you stop.

[sarge43]

4. It also be a sign that you made the coffee way too strong. n/t

[soleft]

5. were any chariots caught in the deluge?

That would be a sign from God.

[crim son]

6. The Lord is mighty in His wisdom

and right now He's telling you you're a cheap man & it's time to buy better stoneware.

[BikeWriter]

7. That's called crockery fatigue.

[Sanity Claws]

8. Was there a lightning bolt?

If not, then God was not involved.

[sarge43]

9. Was there an outline of The Jenis left on the table top?