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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:35 PM
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I Try Too Hard To Impress People Sometimes
i was at the library, and i checked out this big book about the Battle of Agincourt because i want my library records in my FBI file to show that i'm smart.

what can i say? i'm a giver.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:36 PM
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1. Liar...
:spank:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:38 PM
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5. shhh, i want to give Agent Mike a good impression...
if he puts in a good word at sentencing, maybe the tribunal will go easy on me.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:37 PM
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2. Bwwwwaaaaahhhhh !!!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:37 PM
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3. Or did you just want to impress the hot librarians?
Tell the truth
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:39 PM
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6. you've obviously never been to my local library...
unlike the library at my junior high school, these librarians make me thankful for the automatic check-out machines.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:37 PM
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4. LOL
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:43 PM
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7. I just try to confuse the FBI with my library check-outs
Actually I do use the library for books by conservative authors since I'm curious about what they're saying but don't want to give them royalties by buying their books
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:45 PM
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8. LOL!
:rofl:

And if you read that first scene of Henry 5, you'll realize that they went into that war on a lie, too.

:rofl:

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 04:47 PM
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9. aauughh! don't ruin it for me!
:cry:
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 05:28 PM
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10. So sorry!
:rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 05:31 PM
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11. lol...this reminds me of something...
i worked in a bookstore when Titanic came out, and the number of people looking for Titanic books who were utterly shocked to find them in NONFICTION would blow your mind.

your Henry V post reminded me of that...lol
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-27-06 05:36 PM
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12. That's hilarious.
And lucky you, to work in a bookstore. :)
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