you find a lamp on the beach and brush the sand off, when a genie appears!

[leftofthedial]

You have one wish, but it must be purely selfish. (None of this "world peace" or "end hunger" liberal crap. ;-) )

What do you wish for?

[MrCoffee]

1. a bottomless ATM card.

[LSK]

2. a brazilian dollars?

[madinmaryland]

6. How much is that??

[LSK]

16. do you really want me to answer?

:D

[madinmaryland]

17. Please do, and also answer me this..

Robert Gates is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Kali]

3. More wishes. Duh.

[ThomCat]

14. I think there's usually a rule against that.

But that would be my first try too. :P

[terrya]

4. Genie powers of my own.

:-)

[crim son]

5. To revert in physical form back to age thirty and stay there,

never physically aging, never being ill. It's okay if I die at the anticipated 100 years, but I'd like to be strong and well when I go.

[Phillycat]

7. 100 billion dollars. nt

[MrCoffee]

10. and sharks with frickin' laserbeams on their heads?

[Phillycat]

11. HA.

Okay, that made me laugh out loud.

[leftofthedial]

8. To be happy.

Most of the time.

[Book Lover]

9. I'd ask for a few dead relatives to come back to life

It's selfish because they're relatives...

[buddhamama]

12. too easy

a coin operated boy.

[ganeshji]

13. A functioning eyeball in my fingertip.

It's my lifelong wish. I have issues.

[achtung_circus]

15. Jeannie will do quite nicely, thank you.