A mystery

[LeftyMom]

I bought a zine yesterday at the food co-op. I probably shouldn't say which one if I ever want to avoid anal probing at the airport and anyhow it's really not the point of the story. I got it home and opened it up and out fell a ticket, the kind that get used for school raffles and such. There's no writing on it. I don't know where it's from or who it belongs to or if someplace somebody's waiting for me to turn it in for fabulous cash and prizes. But it made my day, just thinking about the possibilities and how it got there.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Maybe it's your ticket to another dimension...

or a pass on the cross-country teleporter system. One never knows.;-)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

2. It was guns and ammo, wasn't it?

:eyes:

:P

was it a golden ticket?

[LeftyMom]

3. No, it was Field and Stream.

:rofl:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

4. I have to check that out...i get cud and compost monthly

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

5. I had to give up my subscription to Low Carb Digest when I found out the carb count for paper.

No wonder I wasn't losing any weight. Stupid cellulose fibers. :grr:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. I found those glossy pages hard to digest

lol

[LeftyMom]

7. Yeah, that's why I switched to zines.

That and it gives a person that counterculture cachet without having to give up bathing or anything.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

8. im too hip for my shower....but, then again, I don't read that many zines

;)

[LeftyMom]

9. You can borrow mine when we all set up our commune.

:)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

10. awesome!!!!

when do we start? :pals:

[LeftyMom]

11. Well, one of us has to win the lottery.

Then we have to get a house near Santa Cruz (I'm making flvegan handle this part, apparently he really likes buying houses and can't wait to do it again :rofl: ) and then we have to do an enormous grocery run. After that, I suppose you can rummage through my boxes of books and zines and stuff while I throw lunch together.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

12. hummm....thats some checklist

i don't even know where to begin!

[LeftyMom]

13. Well, one of us has to become independently wealthy.

So the lotto line at the liquor store is probably a good start.

That reminds me, this project is going to require a whole lot of beer.

[SPKrazy]

14. But Maybe This Is The Ticket That Will Give You The Money

to open your commune

can I join too!/???

;-)

I'll be good, well I'll be careful at least!

[LeftyMom]

15. That depends

Are you averse to either dog hair or tofu?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. but we'll try not to force both down your throat at the same time

:D

[SPKrazy]

18. Cough cough Gagggggg

dog hair and tofu

yummmmm

:9

[SPKrazy]

17. Only If The Dog Hair Is The Stuffing Of A Pillow

and I like Tofu pretty well

but I would have a hard time with a dog hair pillow

otherwise, I have dog hair on me right now, and a dog on me too!

[LeftyMom]

19. You have passed the first test, grasshopper.

:bow:

[SPKrazy]

20. Aw, Thank You

can i snatch the pebbles from your hand?

oh, they aren't pebbles, it's tofu? okay

let's stir fry, okay?

but leave the dog hair out this time (maybe next time we can add it in for flavor ;-)