This Psycho Santa Eats Brains with an Ice Cream Scoop!

[evilkumquat]

This is easily the most frightening, pant-shittingest version of Saint Nick I have ever seen, and that includes both the serial killer from Silent Night, Deadly Night and Tim Allen.





This evil, troll-like gnome sits outside a local boutique and has been freaking me out every winter now for several years whenever I drive past it.

Finally deciding it was too macabre not to share with the rest of the world, I snapped a couple shots of it to post online.

Your nightmares are your own.

Evil Kumquat

[mike_c]

1. well, it's a bit crusty....

I dunno how scary it is though....

http://members.lycos.nl/sweezzzie/hpbimg/evil%20santa!!.jpg

[evilkumquat]

2. Ahh... But You See...

My Scary Santa is in real life.

And the really scary part is that someone actually thinks having this thing outside his store is going to help bring customers IN.

Evil Kumquat

[amitten]

3. Wow. Freak-a-riffic! And what's with the photo of the woman at

the bottom? One of his victims or something?

[evilkumquat]

4. Maybe She's Mickey Rooney's Wife

I cannot help but see the similarities.

Evil Kumquat