Post your 2007 predictions and prognostications here....

[kmla]

I predict that....

Britney's divorce to K-Fed is finalized. She ends up re-marrying Tom Green. The marriage lasts 47 minutes.

Tom and Katie will have another baby. No one will care.

What's yours?

(I am going to bookmark this, and revisit it next year at this time just to check. So make 'em good.)

[kmla]

1. Do I reek?

*smells armpits, breathes into hand to smell breath*

Or am I boring?













Don't answer that.

[Parche]

2. predictions

Bush will invent another word besides 'foment'

Cheney will have a heart attack and doctors will wonder how he could because he has no heart.

Mark Foley will blame his childhood babysitter instead of the priest

Rush Limbaugh will suffocate on an airline flight as his seat belt extender tightens

Ann Coulter chokes as her adams apple dislodges in her throat

Ken Mehlman comes out of the closet...........and starts dating Sean Hannity

Ken Lay is spotted in the Cayman Islands

Nancy Pelosi is sworn in as President

Cheney accidentally shoots Scalia while hunting

Tom Cruise divorces Katie, and marries Brittany Spears

Katie Holmes marries Kevin Federline after her divorce with Tom Cruise

Bill Oreilly is hit by several falafals at a book signing

[BlueIris]

4. Snerk. Ken Lay sighted in the Bahamas. Like Elvis, Hendrix,

and that Barbara Olsen lady.

[Perky]

3. Cheney will resign in disgrace

due to what gets exposed about Haliburton.

John Danforth will replace him as a VOP Care-taker. Bush will just have no fight left in him for a long confirmation battle. He would not dare pick a presidential wannabe because he does not need any more enemies in either House.

[trof]

5. Bush** resigns to "spend more time with his family."

In his resignation statement he grants full presidential pardons to himself, all members of his administration, all Republican lobbyists, and all members of the Republican party for "any and all crimes that may have been committed, either individually or as a group, in the past, now, or in the future, forever and ever, Amen. King's-X."

Cheney, citing his heart condition and other health concerns, states that "in all good conscience I cannot assume total responsibility for governing this great nation. It just would not be fair to our citizens, nor to my family." His resignation followed Bush**s by two hours.

In a very simple and understated inauguration ceremony, Nancy Pelosi becomes the 44th president of the United States. In an acceptance speech evocative of John F. Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you..." speech, President Pelosi asked the nation to join with her in the arduous task ahead.

"My fellow Americans, it's time for all of us to roll up our sleeves and get to work. There is a huge, long neglected stable called the United States government that needs a thorough mucking out. Grab your shovels, brooms, mops, and disinfectant and follow me. For the next few years I don't want to see anything but assholes and elbows."

The Reverend Jerry Falwell decried President Pelosi's "vile language on national television" and said he "feared what effect it might have, and the example it sets for our impressionable young people."

President Pelosi invited the reverend to "piss off".
:-)

[WI_DEM]

6. after Bush is caught in a compromising position with Ken Mehlman he

enters a 30-day program for alcohol abuse and thru the Rev. Jerry Falwell asks all Americans to "pray for his recovery." In the meanwhile, Cheney serves as acting-president, WH spokesman Tony Snowjob tells reporters, "This is status quo. The VP has considerable experience as acting president." While at the Florida treatment center, Bush is identified by several witnesses at a nightclub with Mark Foley.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. You'll hear the words "Republican" and "scandal" used in tandem

quite frequently.

[Zavulon]

8. Bank on these

Lindsay Lohan will check into rehab, and nobody but the press and Lindsay's mom will care.

The San Diego Chargers will win the Super Bowl and then start 0-3 in September.

Two and a Half Men will come to an end after Charlie Sheen meets an untimely death.

William Petersen will announce that he's leaving CSI, effectively killing that show as well.

[L A Woman]

9. Re-marrying Tom Green???

I thought it was Drew Barrymore who was married to him? I am confused.

[madinmaryland]

10. O.J. will make a stupid comment.

Another republican scandal.

[BlueIris]

11. I'm actually predicting that Cruise and KatE are splitzville.

By June at the latest.

Lessee...what else...

I think they'll be a nasty Trump scandal, probably one that results in a divorce.

Julia Roberts will have another baby...my guess is a single birth this time, probably a girl.

Ryan Phillipe will come out, maybe as bisexual, maybe as something else. Probably in US magazine.

That's all I've got for now.