Create an euphemism using food.

[ohiosmith]

> Tossing the salad

> Grilling the brisket

Yours?

[MrCoffee]

1. poaching the egg.

[ohiosmith]

4. Three minute? Soft boiled.

[MrCoffee]

5. three minutes? whoa, tiger.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Buttering the corncob

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. seeding the tomato

[trof]

6. Locking

No sex threads.

[Hugin]

44. Peeling the potato, baby.

Sorry if this is a repeat...

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. marinating the loin

[MrCoffee]

8. linking the sausage

[leftofthedial]

9. peeling the zuchini

marinating the tenderloin

[MrCoffee]

10. squeezing the lemons

[LynneSin]

11. roasting the chestnuts

:D

[Deja Q]

12. 'I have a big banana'. And 'I stay crunchy in milk'.

[MrCoffee]

14. crunchy in milk...lmao

[sweetheart]

13. digesting the eyeball

Dissolving the tongue
fermenting the brain
assonating the arty choke

[AllegroRondo]

15. pulling the taffy

[Zavulon]

16. Mashing the spuds (NT)

[Zavulon]

17. Flipping the pancakes. (NT)

[Deja Q]

18. "Don't lick the frosting with your fingers! Use a spoon!"

[Deja Q]

19. "Anyone else hungry for a sandwich?"

[terrya]

20. stuffing the turkey

[Deja Q]

21. "Slap the turkey baster."

[Left Is Write]

22. A euphemism for what?

**innocent blink**

[Deja Q]

23. Anything regarding pelvic peanuckle, apparently...

:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

25. ....

:P

[Deja Q]

29. "Milk does a body good".

:yoiks:

[MrCoffee]

24. mashin' taters.

[Left Is Write]

26. Making coleslaw.

[youthere]

27. Blending the daquiri.

[Pool Hall Ace]

28. casting the asparagus.

[DrDan]

30. pickin' the grapes

peelin' the apple
stirrin' the gravy

[youthere]

31. Blanching the almonds.Skinning the onion.Steam the broccoli.

[Squatch]

32. Jerking the chicken

[Deja Q]

33. "Is there any meat this man cannot jerk?"

[youthere]

34. I am getting so hungry..or horny..not really sure.

[Deja Q]

35. "Don't eat the crisco. It'll go right to your thighs."

:yoiks:

[youthere]

36. Spice the gourd.

[Deja Q]

37. "Beware of Betty's Crocker".

Does that count? :shrug:

[Writer]

38. Coring the bell pepper

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Choking the chicken

Not a euphemism...but I really enjoy mastication. :hi:

[MrCoffee]

43. are you a chronic masticator?

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Yes. Yes, I am.

:patriot: And I'm not ashamed to admit it either.

[ohiosmith]

48. Oh you kid.

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. ...

:hi:

[crim son]

40. I may never eat again.

Especially not chicken or taffy. :(

[Little Wing]

41. basted the acorns

flicked the bean

[cwydro]

42. Squeezing the melons

checking for ripeness of course:evilgrin:

[SacredCow]

45. slappin' the flapjacks...

[-..__...]

46. Beating the bratwurst.

Glazing the doughnut

[Gormy Cuss]

47. Clubbing the clam

Okay, I didn't make that up but I'm still laughing over HT's 'pelvic pinochle' comment.

[tinfoil tiaras]

51. Rolling the burrito

Folding the Crepe
Stirring the Fried Rice


:)

[Blue-Jay]

52. I'm pretty sure you didn't create "Tossing the salad".

At least not today.

[ohiosmith]

54. did so

[-..__...]

53. Licking chicken.

Actually, I didn't make that one up.

When I was in the army and we had radio checks, we were supposed to acknowledge with "Loud and Clear".

Occasionally (if we were on a closed net), someone would acknowledge with "Licking Chicken".

Used to pis off the Jr. Lt's to no end.

[MrCoffee]

55. choppin' broccoli

[MissMillie]

56. baking the beans

I'm thinking I'm not very good at this