Someone...anyone....fight me.

[graywarrior]

Meet me in the fucking parking lot.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Seriously. You don't want to do that.

I'm a cagey little bastard to fight.

[graywarrior]

2. Yeah, but I'm from Lynn and I'm a fucking nutcase.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I'm from Hudson County and I'm a fucking nutcase.

[Kire]

43. Hudson county is a bad part of the state.

http://www.hudsoncountynj.org/

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Hudson County has a dept. of tourism?

:spray:

[KamaAina]

59. It's gotta be a patronage job

:-) Former JC resident here, who once had the rare privilege of calling Bret Schundler a pig, to his face, while descending the escalator into Journal Square PATH one morning during campaign season :P

[graywarrior]

88. Where the fuck is JC?

Never mind, I get it. Ooooo, you are a sicko.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

90. Across from NYC.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

89. That's what I thought, too.

Lots of patronage in Hudson County. Hell, one of my step-grandfathers was sweating like hell when they tried cleaning out the corruption. Jersey City cops shouldn't be millionaires.

[graywarrior]

73. Let's form a corporation.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

108. I'm a skinny weakling from Ohio

Heh. . .I'll have to pass on your invitation

[Starbucks Anarchist]

92. That is so adorable.

:hide:

[graywarrior]

98. All my homies from Lynn think so

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

142. Dude, don't make me come to NYC.

:rofl:

Shut the fuck up, S_A.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

144. "Don't make come to NYC."

Lay off the Canadian stuff! :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

145. OMG! I didn't notice that.

Probably because I'm sober. Damn, this bottled water is messing me up.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

146. Come on, blame Canada.

It's what Americans are supposed to do! :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

149. Fucking Canada.

Bullshit country.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

151. But not as bad as New Jersey.

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

153. New Jersey: Best God Damned Country in the World!

I'm buying that shirt next time I go to the Willowbrook Mall.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

147. Didn't think I'd see the edit, did you?

And you're the only person who can say "shut the fuck up" and mean it in a good way. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

150. Shut the fuck up, Donny.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

152. Donny?

:rofl: :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

154. "Donny, you're out of your element."

:rofl:

Come on, you have to know what it's from.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

155. Don't think so.

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

156. I'm disappointed in you...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

157. I've actually never seen The Big Lebowski.

:hide:

But it is near the top of my Netflix queue, and I have seen Blood Simple and Fargo. :D

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Yeah I have some pent up anger to let out.

You sure you want a piece of me.

I DARE you to cross this line

_____________________________________________________________

:mad: :+

[graywarrior]

6. Crossing right the fuck NOW.

In your FACE

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

54. Back at ya !

[graywarrior]

94. With rubber bands? Bwahahahahahahaha!

[MrCoffee]

4. i want you to hit me as hard as you can.

[graywarrior]

9. POW, just fucking POW

[MrCoffee]

11. is that all you got?

[graywarrior]

19. I got more....try me.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. MOTHERFUCKER, you hit me in the ear!

[MrCoffee]

22. no, that was PERFECT

*smack*

[graywarrior]

27. You ear, I thought that was your p..... never mind

[evlbstrd]

5. I'll wrestle ya.

Got the Crisco?

[graywarrior]

14. Let's go.

[evlbstrd]

16. Alright.

I get off work in 25 minutes.

[graywarrior]

17. Meet me out back.

[evlbstrd]

24. Okay.

Just let me squeeze into my Speedos.

[graywarrior]

26. Oh, now you are gonna get a beating.

[evlbstrd]

28. Well, in that case...

I'm gonna need my suspenders.

[graywarrior]

31. Doh! You're making this too easy.

:argh:

[evlbstrd]

32. I am easy.

[graywarrior]

34. That's the word around here.

[evlbstrd]

38. Just not cheap.

Bring your wallet.

[graywarrior]

52. What makes you think I have a wallet...with anything in it.

[evlbstrd]

141. I took a shot.

We have the same problem.
Truce?

At the very least, not in the face.

[Deja Q]

8. Must... resist... temptation... to... copycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teehehehehe...

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Oh pfffffffft, just go wrestle with Lukas.

He's waiting

[graywarrior]

12. I'll kick his arse today, I swear to fucking god.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Lukas would rather take a "nap"

[graywarrior]

25. This will be Lukas when I get done with him

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Lukas is getting a little concerned.

[graywarrior]

53. He's in fucking shock, as he should be

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. I can hear him in my head: "Holy drama, dude."

:P

[graywarrior]

69. Thanks, man, Really cool, man. Man I really appreciate that, man

Man oh man oh man oh man, man.

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. Oh man.

[graywarrior]

77. Man! Man oh fucking man! Man, that's just so....man, dude.

Boo-yah

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. Right on

[graywarrior]

83. Groovy....dude

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. What's up?

[graywarrior]

87. Dude..when I think about you, I touch myself

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. Dude... Wait, what?

[graywarrior]

99. No, no......dude,,,,,dude

[RevolutionaryActs]

104. Dude, man.

Huh?

[graywarrior]

106. Huck too-ee, dude

[RevolutionaryActs]

112. I have seen the light!

[graywarrior]

113. So, we'll all raise our glasses to your awakening

[RevolutionaryActs]

115. Go me!

[graywarrior]

118. F*** me!

[RevolutionaryActs]

119. Yes!

[graywarrior]

120. Dude, we've alienated our audience again.

[RevolutionaryActs]

125. Man, I don't understand. What gives?

[graywarrior]

126. It can't be us, we're so purdy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

127. *dies*

Damn, I was hoping for more Toby/Lukas crack, and all I get is myself?! :wtf:


:rofl:

[graywarrior]

129. yabut, maybe they'll see us

[RevolutionaryActs]

130. Oh Toby...

You're so adorable

[graywarrior]

132. O Lukas, sit on my .....

[RevolutionaryActs]

133. Seriously, you rule!

:rofl: :yourock: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

134. No, you rule.

Queen.

[trof]

13. Put up yer dukes.

C'mon.
PUT 'EM UP!

[graywarrior]

15. I'll take you out, dude.

[trof]

51. Hunh. I know KARATE!

My WHOLE body's a weapon.
I know 3 ways to take you down with my piggy toe and 6 more ways to do it with my biggy.
:-)

I have the calm confidence of a Christian holding 4 aces and a .45.

[graywarrior]

68. You may be crazier than me.....but

I DOUBT IT.

[trof]

75. Maybe, maybe not. But your duck

does not allow me to take you seriously.
:-)

[graywarrior]

93. Yeah, well in you FACE, dude

[trof]

101. That is one scary duck.

psoriasis?

[graywarrior]

103. Worse.

[BikeWriter]

161. I know S&W. I may even have a bullet around here...

[cwydro]

18. Naw, I like you

plus if we meet in the parking lot HERE, we'll just go into the bar and have a few...:toast:

[graywarrior]

23. Even I hate me right now. I wish I could fight myself.

[cwydro]

36. Sounds like someone had the same kind of day I did.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

70. The week sucked...no, wait...the month sucked.

[texas1928]

30. YOU?!? FIGHT ME?!?! I am laughing so hard...

[graywarrior]

33. Meet my body guard.

[texas1928]

37. My crew...

[graywarrior]

40. I need to regroup.

[texas1928]

44. You could rake my yard.

[graywarrior]

55. I'd rather watch you clean your toilet

[texas1928]

82. You might not.

[graywarrior]

96. .

[texas1928]

97. OOPS Sorry.

[graywarrior]

102. I have no idea what this means

[texas1928]

124. It Means he is a guy who does not raise the seat.

[Hugin]

41. That's quite the posse there Tex...

:thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

66. OK, I'm ready

[texas1928]

84. GAAWW But I am ready.

[graywarrior]

105. .

[Hugin]

35. Nah...

I'm busy.

[Redstone]

39. I've never hit a woman in my life, even in self-defense, and I'm not going to start now.

Enjoy hanging out in the parking lot by yourself.

Redstone

[graywarrior]

42. You don't have to do the hitting.

[Guava Jelly]

45. just don't hit me in the face

:7

[graywarrior]

56. I wouldn't think of it, pretty boy

Spankings are what you need.

[Guava Jelly]

58. Now yer talken

:7

[graywarrior]

61. So turn around, oops fprget that

[Guava Jelly]

64. You can paddle the bottom

But the *ahem* isn't really big on being smacked with a blunt object..YeeeeeeOuch!!

[graywarrior]

71. So, what, a sharp object?

[speedoo]

47. You talkin' ta me? You talkin' ta ME???

I went out the the fucking parking lot and you weren't there.

Chicken.

[graywarrior]

60. Me and Bob went back in to have a drinkie

[speedoo]

121. Fibber.

Bob wouldn't like it if he knew you were using him for an excuse.

[BarenakedLady]

48. Ok but

I have a feeling you could totally kick my ass. :scared:

[graywarrior]

62. Maybe, but you could post me to death

[BarenakedLady]

76. I could try....

I suppose...

Though I'm not sure how that would work...

Kill you with endless whiny posts about how I suck at life, am a worthless waste of space, and all the stupid shit I've done? Yeah, I guess that would kill you. I'll keep working on it. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

79. Or, we could start a successful failures club,

[BarenakedLady]

81. Oxymoron

You can be the oxy...I'll be the moron (moran?)

[graywarrior]

86. I so fucking like that.

We can trade off on the moran role. And we need t-shirts, and business cards...spelled wrong and with the wrong phone numbers.

[BarenakedLady]

91. I'm totally up for that

We need a name and a theme song though.

[graywarrior]

107. So, do we hire someone to come up with that, or come up with a

losing logo on our own.

[BarenakedLady]

111. I'm thinking

A big smilie with a finger L on the forehead. I'm too lazy to look right now though. LoL.

[graywarrior]

116. Likey?

[BarenakedLady]

148. I like this one

but bigger on a baby doll tee.

[BreweryYardRat]

49. No.

I refuse to fight old ladies.

[graywarrior]

57. YOU are dead, my friend.

[ohiosmith]

50. Let's do it!

[sarge43]

65. gray, why don't you just drive up to Ruskin, go in any dive

and shout something along the lines of "I can whoop on any Reb's ass in this place." That should get you an evening's worth of entertainment. :bounce:

[graywarrior]

72. Ruskin...yessssssssss. Or Arcadia. Hmmmmmm

I can wear my Kerry/Edward's t-shirt.

[sarge43]

100. That's should do it. You wouldn't need to say a thing.

On edit. Just remembered: Two words -- Plant City.

[graywarrior]

109. Plant City, home of the walking fake plants.

The Rotunda is even better.

[sarge43]

114. True. You have a buffet of snake pits to choose from.

Go get 'em, girl.

[graywarrior]

117. I'll send you a post card

[Tony Soprano]

67. You're crazy

I LIKE that!

[Gormy Cuss]

78. Okay, I'm in with a few ground rules.

1. No rippin' out earrings. I need my big gold earrings for balance.
2.No yanking on the hair. It took years for me to perfect this Somerville do and I don't want you ruining it. If you do, I'm goin' hafta call in my Revere friends to smahten you up.
3. If I break a heel, the fight is over.

[graywarrior]

110. What, the Revere School of Receptionists? Bwhahahahaha

[bobthedrummer]

122. Sure , I just drove by your parking lot and you were gone...

[Road Scholar]

123. I know karate' and two or three other Japanese words. LOL

:hide:

[graywarrior]

128. kick

[some guy]

131. OW!!

dammit it's ON now!!!

[ThomCat]

135. I'll fight beside you, but not against you.

I got your back. x(

[graywarrior]

136. Friends for life!

[ThomCat]

138. Yes, but Skittles will kick both our asses.

:)

[Skittles]

137. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

NAME THE TIME BUDDY

[graywarrior]

139. STOP FUCKING YELLING OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

[Skittles]

140. TIME, DUDE!!!

TIME!!! :D

[BikeWriter]

160. Kick his ass, Skittles!!!!!111

[gr8dane_daddy]

143. Quiera retumbar?

[texanwitch]

158. I would kick you butt.

I had combat training in the Army.

I would rather go out for a beer with you instead.:toast:

[BikeWriter]

159. I'll be there in two minutes, if not start without me.

[graywarrior]

162. OK, to everyone who challenged me and gave me shit here

I got numb chucks.