BREAKING: * intends to WRITE a book! . . .

[Festivito]

IF I Did 9/11
How I Would Have Done It


(Thank you CBC for the idea.)

[Writer]

1. Will it be a pop-up book?

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

2. Somebody send the man some crayons.

He's gonna need them.

[spillthebeans]

3. I don't know if this is a good idea

Q One thing, Mr. President, is that you have no idea how much you've done for this country. And another thing is that, how did you feel when you heard about the terrorist attack? (Applause.)

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Jordan. Well, Jordan, you're not going to believe what state I was in when I heard about the terrorist attack. I was in Florida. And my Chief of Staff, Andy Card -- actually, I was in a classroom talking about a reading program that works. I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was obviously on. And I used to fly, myself, and I said, well, there's one terrible pilot. I said, it must have been a horrible accident.